The awkward moment when...
...you chance upon the Spongebob episode "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" on TV, and you almost drop your spoon as the traitorous thoughts slips into your mind:
"This eppy = X-men First Class."
"Charles and Erik in a nutshell"
"Best/Worst parody of that movie ever"
For those who haven't seen it: SpongeBob and Patrick spot a baby scallop in a coral tree, which they name "Junior" and decide to adopt, with Charles SpongeBob as the Mom and Erik Patrick as the Dad. The two even dress up and carry the baby around on a stroller, much to the confusion of the other towns-people, who can't quite understand the equation Daddy + Daddy = Baby Sponge + Starfish = Clam.
However, SpongeBob has to do all the housework and to care for the baby 24/7, because Patrick keep leaving them behind, claiming he'd got "work" to do, (which is, it turns out, anything BUT work). When the tension peaks, the two have an epic fight, broken when they see ZOMG Sean Banhsee Junior jumping from a satellite dish out of a two story window. They try to catch him, but fail and begin crying for him, believing him to be dead and proclaiming themselves "bad parents". However, then they realize that Junior's alive and well, and has learned to fly. Junior kisses SpongeBob, resorts to violence to punish Patrick for his parental shortcomings (a behaviour which makes Patrick oddly proud of him) and flies away. After the parents say goodbye to their son, Patrick says "Lets Have another" as the episode ends.