Jul 10, 2005 17:12
I'm alive... I had a form of abcess in my underarm... which they had to drain. And I freaked out when they got out the scalpel to cut it open, and so they gave me morphine. Which happens to be the shit. And anyway, so yeah, I stayed overnight in St. Joe's, with Intravenous antibiotics and aenesthetics, ate junk food, watched late night porn. The worst part was the pain of when they tried to locally freeze the nerves around the boil-thing, and it just made it worse...and burning. The second worse (and embarasing) was when they asked the personal questions.
Nurse Kelly: Are you sexually active?
Me: No
Nurse Kelly: Got any blood disorders?
Me: Im Anemic...
Nurse Kelly: Do you use drugs?
Me: Yes
Nurse Kelly: Which drugs do you use?
Me: THC, LSD, MDMA, DMT, 2C-B, 2CT-5, GHB, Ketamine, Psilocybin.
Nurse: Wow...ok...erm...wow. I'll go talk to the doctor, hold on a second.
Then from that they worked out the doses of morphine. Anyway... I'm gonna go be sick and in pain now. A nurse gets to come to the house and treat me! yay! AND I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW AT 8:25 in the fucking A.M.!