weirdest thing ever
I just took Jack out for a walk... and there, walking in the road on its front fins like it belonged there, was a catfish. Let me repeat that: A. Cat. FISH. In the ROAD. I tried to catch the thing so it wouldn't get run over or eaten by something, but it was not having it. So I finished walking Jack and went in to grab something in the way of a fish receptical. A big glass measuring cup would do. When I went back outside the poor fish was gone. Probably a cat or a bird saw me trying to grab it and made off with it once I was out of the way. Poor fish. How in the hell did a catfish end up in the road?
Maybe I just missed my chance at three wishes...
Maybe I just missed my chance at three wishes...