Most Ridiculous Sex Moments of Geass
Adult Swim loves putting up these Top 10 video lists on their website, but very rarely do they have anything to do with anime. The only other time it did was the 10 most intense moments in Death Note list. But now we finally have another, the Top 10 Most Ridiculous Sex Moments in Code Geass. Adult Swim's commentary on the clips is pretty funny stuff, so I'll just be quoting them verbatim from here on out. It's just a shame that AS has to blur out the nudity.
Recipe for Geass: take military occupation, genocide, fighting robots, and frequently nude high school girls with the bodies of 25 year old super models giggling about a first kiss like they were in 5th grade. Mix in some bewildering interactions and unidentifiable emotions and bake in Japan. It's kind of like watching the history channel narrated by your ten year old nephew after a blow to the head.
10. Filler Moments:
Putting this moment in context might help explain a few things, but there's really no suitable explanation for what's going on with Coach Villetta's bathing suit about 17 seconds from the end.
9. Good Meowming:
Where to begin... let's see, the furry thing, the group bathing, forcing makeup on a restrained Lelouch, tackling Suzaku for his inappropriate sentimentality, the contextually unnecessary exposition...
8. What Just Happened:
After a none too subtle encounter with a champagne bottle, Kallen Stadtfeld introduces the recurring plot thread of her frequently interrupted showers.
7. You Perv:
The wacky kids at Ashford Academy are having some casually nonsensical conversation when, with :21 left in the clip, they take a left turn into what we like to call The Code Geass Zone of Sexual Incomprehensibility.
6. Right Now I'm Lelouch:
If you weren't queasy at the general setup of a brother and a naked sister with an infantile voice speaking in hushed tones, then the farting probably brought you out of it. If not, then it looks like we've finally met the person all those websites out there are geared toward.
5. I Got Someone Nice:
It's so easy to forget that you're naked. Oh wait, no it isn't. But wouldn't the world be a better, sexier place if it was?
4. Welcome to the Swim Club Cafe:
Inappropriate for a high school function, you say? Well, who's to say how any of us would react to having our lives ruled by giant, British robots?
3. A Taste of those Lips:
A stark reminder of how a simple, campus-wide game of chase the cat can turn into a rape waiting to happen. You should never tease the plant club. Never.
2. This is Another Island:
Serial showerer Kallen Stadtfeld never lets danger get in the way of being entirely naked.
1. Seriously?:
Yes, mom, this is what we do at work. We watch this clip. Now you know.
Source: http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/cg_sexmoments/index.html
Recipe for Geass: take military occupation, genocide, fighting robots, and frequently nude high school girls with the bodies of 25 year old super models giggling about a first kiss like they were in 5th grade. Mix in some bewildering interactions and unidentifiable emotions and bake in Japan. It's kind of like watching the history channel narrated by your ten year old nephew after a blow to the head.
10. Filler Moments:
Putting this moment in context might help explain a few things, but there's really no suitable explanation for what's going on with Coach Villetta's bathing suit about 17 seconds from the end.
9. Good Meowming:
Where to begin... let's see, the furry thing, the group bathing, forcing makeup on a restrained Lelouch, tackling Suzaku for his inappropriate sentimentality, the contextually unnecessary exposition...
8. What Just Happened:
After a none too subtle encounter with a champagne bottle, Kallen Stadtfeld introduces the recurring plot thread of her frequently interrupted showers.
7. You Perv:
The wacky kids at Ashford Academy are having some casually nonsensical conversation when, with :21 left in the clip, they take a left turn into what we like to call The Code Geass Zone of Sexual Incomprehensibility.
6. Right Now I'm Lelouch:
If you weren't queasy at the general setup of a brother and a naked sister with an infantile voice speaking in hushed tones, then the farting probably brought you out of it. If not, then it looks like we've finally met the person all those websites out there are geared toward.
5. I Got Someone Nice:
It's so easy to forget that you're naked. Oh wait, no it isn't. But wouldn't the world be a better, sexier place if it was?
4. Welcome to the Swim Club Cafe:
Inappropriate for a high school function, you say? Well, who's to say how any of us would react to having our lives ruled by giant, British robots?
3. A Taste of those Lips:
A stark reminder of how a simple, campus-wide game of chase the cat can turn into a rape waiting to happen. You should never tease the plant club. Never.
2. This is Another Island:
Serial showerer Kallen Stadtfeld never lets danger get in the way of being entirely naked.
1. Seriously?:
Yes, mom, this is what we do at work. We watch this clip. Now you know.
Source: http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/cg_sexmoments/index.html