IdolMaster Birthday Cake
The young Chihaya Kisaragi, resident & token loli of the very popular Japanese video game series iDOLM@STER, has her birthday listed in her profile as being held on Valentine's Day. So one productive fan decided to celebrate her birthday this year, which she would've turned 15 on (even though we all know these characters never actually age), & made her his Valentine this past February 14 by making her this very impressive looking birthday/V-Day cake.
They say that all lolis are called cake, but this is one loli who is ACTUALLY a cake. Lolis are also called DFCs, for their Deliciously Flat Chests. But this is one loli who LITERALLY has a delicious & flat chest. Also, I assure you that this cake is NOT a lie. There, I think I've thrown every related meme in the book at this thing now. I would say let them eat cake, but we all know you can't have your loli & eat it too.
Source: http://kotaku.com/5471781/this-idolmster-cake-is-nsfw