Thu, 13:21: RT @ mattyglesias: Since pressure cookers are now classified as WMD, do we even need dubious chemical weapons intelligence to gin up a case …
Thu, 13:47: RT @ wonderella: The best part about George W Bush's library is you can hang out for a decade even if you didn't find what you were looking …
Fri, 03:25: RT @ michelleborth: Dear Hot Pockets, I would love to be ur spokeswoman. I am your biggest fan. All I ask for in return is a lifetime supply…
Fri, 03:25: RT @ michelleborth: and a goodnight letter to my twitter family, thank you for reminding me that not everyone sucks. I'm grateful for your l…
Fri, 05:37: RT @ mattyglesias: Here’s why congress snaps into action to help frequent fliers while ignoring poor families losing homes: http://t.co/lWvD…
Fri, 05:46: RT @ EurasiaNet: Abkhazia Welcomes Syrian Diaspora: As many as 145 Syrians have collectively moved to breakaway Abkhazia this week... http:/…
Fri, 11:26: RT @ brainpicker: "Since his family would not venture near the study, they would blow a horn if they needed him." Twain's daily routine http…
Fri, 11:34: RT @ nataliezea: Done and fuckin' done. RT “@ rejets: @ nataliezea caught the live feed of GDLA. Now go have a drink and drop some fbombs free…
Fri, 11:36: RT @ MissObdurate: Actually sex itself is incredibly fungible. It's the quality of the emotional labor that earns the big bucks/makes you co…
Fri, 11:37: RT @ MissObdurate: Just described my pussy as "non-fucking-fungible goods" so yeah, I would say that springtime leaves me lighthearted.
Fri, 11:45: RT @ CharlotteNB: One client asked if I don't "get tired of being bonked all day." LOL I WISH. It's all tit molesting + eating out + bad fi…
Fri, 11:46: RT @ charlisophia: Fun fact of the day: my phone changes the word "ramones" to "famines"