A Little Less Noise There
I went to the beach today and TRIED to get a seriously terrible sunburn so i can look all red and complain about how much it hurts but that didn't work out. I did though eat a lot of good food and ice cream with rainbow jimmies at DOC's.
Then me and Sarah performed our weekly ritual of dancing to COME ON EILEEN in the car. Its one of my favorite rituals.
I saw Colby today at work. He's this faucker that went to Alex's christmas party and i walked in on him eating this girl Alyssa out and apparently they had sex 3 times too. I ran out screaming....oh god no...thats why alyssa is assyla backwards.
I got to stay late at work today with Mike because the ice cream machine broke and i so generously volunteered to help him fix it. I really like him and i don't kno why. He makes me all giddy. I want to spend lots of time with him and make him laugh. Im really too quiet at work though. I can't click with the people. You ever meet people u just want to hug? not even have sex with....just hug and love. We aren't that much alike mentally and hes not really hot but hes just so damn cute. Its hard to explain.
Remember these 3 things
-VOn Dutch hats make u look stupid...u paid 50 bucks to look like a TRUCKER...y didnt u just gain 50 pounds and stop taking showers?
-More people need dildos
-Peter Pan is still soft core porn
Then me and Sarah performed our weekly ritual of dancing to COME ON EILEEN in the car. Its one of my favorite rituals.
I saw Colby today at work. He's this faucker that went to Alex's christmas party and i walked in on him eating this girl Alyssa out and apparently they had sex 3 times too. I ran out screaming....oh god no...thats why alyssa is assyla backwards.
I got to stay late at work today with Mike because the ice cream machine broke and i so generously volunteered to help him fix it. I really like him and i don't kno why. He makes me all giddy. I want to spend lots of time with him and make him laugh. Im really too quiet at work though. I can't click with the people. You ever meet people u just want to hug? not even have sex with....just hug and love. We aren't that much alike mentally and hes not really hot but hes just so damn cute. Its hard to explain.
Remember these 3 things
-VOn Dutch hats make u look stupid...u paid 50 bucks to look like a TRUCKER...y didnt u just gain 50 pounds and stop taking showers?
-More people need dildos
-Peter Pan is still soft core porn