Holy Babylon, Batman...!!
I profusely apologize for my absence these past few months. With Saddam away from Iraq, I was contacted by certain people within the country to once again be the sovereign of Persia.
After months of agonizing over the decision, I have declined their offer.
I decided that the opportunities that awaited me in Baghdad did not outweigh the opportunities I have here at Arby's. In other words, I'm much less likely to be assassinated while making curly fries than I am walking the streets of Tikrit.
So I'm back. Lavish me with your praise.
After months of agonizing over the decision, I have declined their offer.
I decided that the opportunities that awaited me in Baghdad did not outweigh the opportunities I have here at Arby's. In other words, I'm much less likely to be assassinated while making curly fries than I am walking the streets of Tikrit.
So I'm back. Lavish me with your praise.