Back in the saddle
Oh nothing makes a good Texas Business Trip story better than throwing in a few Brokeback Mountain jokes.
*rolls eyes.
Enough with the Gay Brokeback Mountain jokes!!
Did I stay at a funny named hotel?
Yes I stayed at the "GAYLORD RANCH" in grapevine, TX.
Gayity Gay gay gay! Brokeback!
Did I see a man dressed up in a cowboy outfit covered in Gold paint and payed to sit perfectly still like a mime. Yes, that some good Brokeback shit!
I also ate enough steak that I never want to see a cow again for a month. I'm stickin' to salads. Gay! Brokeback!
I'm tired and exhausted. I'm so gay.
*rolls eyes.
Enough with the Gay Brokeback Mountain jokes!!
Did I stay at a funny named hotel?
Yes I stayed at the "GAYLORD RANCH" in grapevine, TX.
Gayity Gay gay gay! Brokeback!
Did I see a man dressed up in a cowboy outfit covered in Gold paint and payed to sit perfectly still like a mime. Yes, that some good Brokeback shit!
I also ate enough steak that I never want to see a cow again for a month. I'm stickin' to salads. Gay! Brokeback!
I'm tired and exhausted. I'm so gay.