Oct 20, 2004 15:44
"""The Wednesday Hump: Pump Up Those Orgasms
Tap Into Kegel Workout for Fun That's Far From Frosty
Dave Franzese - Columnist
Wednesday October 20, 2004
Well, the girls weren't the only things getting wet this weekend as the first rains fell upon this little utopia of ours. With the precipitation comes what many consider to be the most romantic weather of the year. Nothing screams "Fuck me again" like waking up to the sounds of water on the window and the sight of your hookup bathed in cool, gray light. So, the rain it is a-fallin', the hormones are a-risin' and your faithful sex columnist is here to help you do some exercisin'! That's right, boys and girls, grab a partner, throw on some tunes and get ready to head on down to the ol' Genital Gymnasium! Hell yeah! """
.. boy. Nothing gets me excited like the thought of kegals!!! Anyway, I was bored at work today and decided to read the article that goes on and on about flexing and squeezing those areas.. you know.. hah. I'm confident that when Im done with these puppies Ill have a pelvic floor you could have a dance party on!
Speaking of dance party........... Nathan, IPod is necessary saturday, hook up a mix bro.