Random drabbles I wrote while bored at work
The tragic tale of hederasapiens (aka his AU story that I've been too lazy to fic)
One day Fletcher turned green. Russel went all batshit psycho overprotective big bro mode, but Fletcher liked being green. It was his favorite color. Yay! Green! Yay green!
And then a couple days later he started photosynthesizing. "Sunlight is yummy," he declared. In addition, it turns out the light from the sun is actually green but the green photons don't make it through the atmosphere so it appears yellow. I am not making this up.
And then they found one of their dad's old research notebooks and decoded it and found out that Fletcher was a chimera created in Laboratory 5 and had plant DNA in him. Oops. Then they had emo because they're Tringhams and it turns out they're not really blood related. The end.
The tragic tale of unfatherly (aka this hasn't all actually happened but wtf ever)
Once upon a time Nash Tringham died. He thought this would be the end of his woes, but he was wrong. Oh how wrong he was. After dying he went to a place worse than hell: Manhattan.
To make matters worse, Russel was there. Oh yeah, and Clover-chan. But mainly Russel.
Then it was Christmas and three parasite crabs came to visit him: The Louse of Emo Past, the Louse of Emo Present, and the Louse of Emo Yet To Come. They showed him all he horrible things he had done throughout his life. Of course, he already knew all this so he just emo'd some more. And then one of the crabs nommed him and he exploded. The end.
The tragic tale of hei_anbeterin
Once upon a time Flora was a silly vapid fangirl and had a crush on Alfons Heiderich. Alfons was sick and coughed all the time, but Flora was blind to his flaws. Also she was twelve.
One day Alfons had a fight with his boyfriend Edward and moved out. Flora was angsty about it. It certainly didn't help when that weird gypsy woman read her mind, found out she had it bad for him, and told her that Alfons was doing it with Ed. Flora cried a lot, and her sister punched Noa in the face.
And then Alfons got shot. And Flora was emo. The end.
The tragic tale of chainedbyred and russelsprout (as seen in compound_rp)
Once upon a time Russel was a dirty rotten murderer. He justified it by saying Mugear was a threat to him and Fletcher, but everyone knew Mugear was a useless old man who couldn't even use alchemy. Well, maybe he could have killed Fletcher by sitting on him, but still it was obvious Russel did it out of revenge.
Anyway, Fletcher found out and was sad. He stuck by Russel anyway though, until one day he magically wound up back in Xenotime by himself. He hid out at Belshio's house for a while, but one day he was out in the garden and a townsperson saw him. Soon the whole town knew the fake Alphonse was back. Then they killed him. The end.
One day Fletcher turned green. Russel went all batshit psycho overprotective big bro mode, but Fletcher liked being green. It was his favorite color. Yay! Green! Yay green!
And then a couple days later he started photosynthesizing. "Sunlight is yummy," he declared. In addition, it turns out the light from the sun is actually green but the green photons don't make it through the atmosphere so it appears yellow. I am not making this up.
And then they found one of their dad's old research notebooks and decoded it and found out that Fletcher was a chimera created in Laboratory 5 and had plant DNA in him. Oops. Then they had emo because they're Tringhams and it turns out they're not really blood related. The end.
The tragic tale of unfatherly (aka this hasn't all actually happened but wtf ever)
Once upon a time Nash Tringham died. He thought this would be the end of his woes, but he was wrong. Oh how wrong he was. After dying he went to a place worse than hell: Manhattan.
To make matters worse, Russel was there. Oh yeah, and Clover-chan. But mainly Russel.
Then it was Christmas and three parasite crabs came to visit him: The Louse of Emo Past, the Louse of Emo Present, and the Louse of Emo Yet To Come. They showed him all he horrible things he had done throughout his life. Of course, he already knew all this so he just emo'd some more. And then one of the crabs nommed him and he exploded. The end.
The tragic tale of hei_anbeterin
Once upon a time Flora was a silly vapid fangirl and had a crush on Alfons Heiderich. Alfons was sick and coughed all the time, but Flora was blind to his flaws. Also she was twelve.
One day Alfons had a fight with his boyfriend Edward and moved out. Flora was angsty about it. It certainly didn't help when that weird gypsy woman read her mind, found out she had it bad for him, and told her that Alfons was doing it with Ed. Flora cried a lot, and her sister punched Noa in the face.
And then Alfons got shot. And Flora was emo. The end.
The tragic tale of chainedbyred and russelsprout (as seen in compound_rp)
Once upon a time Russel was a dirty rotten murderer. He justified it by saying Mugear was a threat to him and Fletcher, but everyone knew Mugear was a useless old man who couldn't even use alchemy. Well, maybe he could have killed Fletcher by sitting on him, but still it was obvious Russel did it out of revenge.
Anyway, Fletcher found out and was sad. He stuck by Russel anyway though, until one day he magically wound up back in Xenotime by himself. He hid out at Belshio's house for a while, but one day he was out in the garden and a townsperson saw him. Soon the whole town knew the fake Alphonse was back. Then they killed him. The end.