[FIC] SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
kohie; akanishi-centric, fashion and lazy days
title: size doesn't matter
fandom/pairing: je/akanishi-centric (aka this is me trying to pair jin up with everyone but only managing kame, jun and ryo)
rating: pg-13
word count: 1132
notes: uhm uhm uhm to willi, one of the most squishable persons on earth. ilu and i seriously seriously seriously racked my brains to make it work. aaa. i was honestly surprised you requested for something with jin and it, and i wanted to make it ~*~*the best*~*~ but obviously brain is not cooperating. will probably write a better version of this if the time allows, but you know you're welcome to request for more should you not be satisfied with this one. ♥
also i don't think i have ever written this much snark in a fic. sjdkbsl RYO AND JIN AND JUN COMPELLED ME TO.
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Kame always cleaned up after Jin when he comes over, which occured frequently. No matter how many times Kame tidied up the place, Jin always found a way to mess things up. For today, Jin's relatively large flat was littered with clothes, papers, leftover food wrappers and soda cans.
"Can't you at least clean up after yourself?" Kame picked up a white shirt from the floor of the living room.
"Too much trouble," Jin replied, while he tuned his guitar. "Besides I have you,"
Kame threw a shirt at Jin's face at that.
"You should seriously buy some new clothes, Jin."
"Because the ones I have went out of style last week?" his question was punctuated with a soft strum on his guitar.
"Do not mock me," Kame glared at him as he piled up the clothes from the floor to the hamper. "These are all dirty. Do you even have any clothes left in your closet?"
"You should know. You helped dirty those shirts." Jin smirked and Kame rolled his eyes. "As for clean clothes, I have this shirt I'm wearing now."
"Seriously, Akanishi, get your ass out there and buy some decent clothes."
--
"Clothes? You dragged me out to shop for clothes?" Ryo gave Jin an incredulous look. "You should've taken Yamapi!"
"He had a meeting to go to--oh yeah, why aren't you part of that?"
"I don't know. Was it for NEWS?"
"Probably." the pair walked down the street, their outfits too thick for summer. They both had large hats and sunglasses on, and so far no one has noticed them yet, even with their ridiculous outfits. "Maybe you're going to get kicked out of NEWS."
"Stop changing the subject. Why are we here?" Ryo's voice had a slight exasperated edge now, but Jin was more than used to it. He dragged the shorter man inside a random store.
"Kame told me to buy clothes," the KAT-TUN member replied, now browsing through the shirts on display. As much as Kame wanted to accompany Jin in shopping, he had drama filming. There was also the fact that he didn't like Ryo much, but Jin didn't dwell on that.
"And you actually listened to him? May I remind you that this is also the person who said you looked good in a perm?"
"Kame has good taste, you're just jealous." Jin thought he heard Ryo muttering that that was the reason why Kame was with him. Jin ignored him and instead, took a large yellow shirt with a bold print, held it up against him and asked how he looked.
"Like Arashi during a concert." Ryo said dryly. "Yellow is not your color, Jin."
--
"How many clothes do you need?" Ryo whined about four large bags of clothing later. They still continued to enter random shops, not leaving the store without at least one article of clothing with them.
"A lot."
"I'd say this is a lot already."
"I'm sorry to say this so bluntly, Ryo-kun, but you consider yourself tall."
"Jin, don't be stupid. You can't possibly fit all of these in your closet."
"That's okay, I usually leave them out on the floor."
"I feel some pity for Kamenashi now." Ryo stopped beside a mannequin in a purple wig and horrendously bright clothes before bringing out his cellphone. Jin went to yet another rack of clothes.
A few minutes later, Jin went back carrying two more shirts and a pair of pants. Ryo approved of the shirts, though he asked Jin if he was sure the pants would fit him. Jin gave him a sugary sweet smile in reply and told him that that was getting old.
"Matsujun called," Ryo said, after Jin paid for the clothes. "He wants to have a drink somewhere. You up for it?"
"As long as he pays."
--
"Akanishi, you pay."
Jun ordered an insane amount of food for the three of them, and somehow Jin felt that it was done to annoy the one footing the bill tonight, who wasn't going to be him. Jin refused, saying he'd been buying clothes all day so maybe Ryo can pay for them.
"Pay for yourself." the Osakan said.
"You are so cheap!" Jin complained.
"Probably got it from Nino," Jun remarked, sipping at his drink. The place they where they were staying was secluded, and the booth Jun took was even more so.
"Yeah, you spend too much time with him."
"You spend time with Matsumoto-kun too!" Ryo accused Jin.
"I do not!" Jin replied defiantly and Jun made a sound of protest in his seat as well.
"Don't deny it! I didn't actually expect you two would enjoy each other's company but you did anyway and that's that."
"Are you getting jealous, Ryo-chan?" Jin drawled and Jun laughed.
"Stop being full of yourself." Ryo scoffed and drank down his beer. "You too, Matsumoto-kun! I can tell by your smirk that you're getting ideas!"
--
"I am so drunk Kame will kill me," Jin slurred and Jun handed him another glass.
"You're a man now, Kamenashi would understand."
"Sometimes Kamenashi's a real prick though," Ryo said as he emptied his own glass.
"Shut up, Ryo."
"That's right. play nice, Nishikido-kun." Jun told him with a small smirk. Ryo shrugged and asked for another glass. "Akanishi, you pay."
"It's no good, I'm too drunk," Jin waved his hand in protest. "You do it, Matsumoto-kun."
"Nishikido, you pay."
Ryo muttered incomprehensible words before taking out some bills and placing them on the table. Jin grinned and Jun made a toast for Ryo. glasses clinked and smiles were exchanged.
"I never want to drink with you guys again!" Ryo announced to the nearly-empty place. "You always make me pay!"
"That's what you say, Ryo-chan." Jin gave him a patronizing, half-drunk smile. He and Jun exchanged knowing glances; they both knew Ryo would eat his words and the three of them would find themselves in this situation sometime soon.
"Yeah yeah, that's what i said."
--
Jin's place was somehow clean when Kame came over the next morning. He felt somewhat proud that the place was all neat and Jin finally made an effort to clean up after himself (well, Jin always said he cleaned up after himself, but he and Kame had different definitions of clean). KAT-TUN's youngest found Jin sprawled on the couch, near his feet were serveral bags of differently colored shirts. And on his back, a note was taped.
"Akanishi.
Sober up before Kamenashi arrives. Ryo cleaned up for you so you better play your cards right.
Matsumoto."
Kame raised an eyebrow in mild amusement and took the note. He left it on the kitchen counter when he went to get a drink. On the couch was Jin, still sleeping soundly.
--end
idk idk idk willi i'm sorry ;AAAAAAA; i feel like the ending part messed everything up but idk. ;___; ILU.
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