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[neantmoins]

[ napoleon has been awake for a little while now, not really doing a lot besides trying to figure out the situation he currently found himself in.

... or rather locked in, as the last few minutes of repeatedly trying to open the door and windows with no luck. he was close to striking out a punch or adjusting himself to try and kick the blasted

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[howdoesimoe]

[YOU THINK SHE'S SLEEPING

but she's just huddled up trying to appear invisible]

[neantmoins]

[ AND NAPOLEON IS NONE THE WISER.

he's tapping at the window now, and excuse him as he moves all awkwardly to try and look in the back seat for something heavy to throw. ]

[howdoesimoe]

Wah!

[leaning away as Napoleon gets closer]

[neantmoins]

[ jolting up a little to quickly at that suddenly loud voice causing his head and the roof of the car to become the very best of friends when they collide together.

trying to fall back in his seat, but just managing it awkwardly and cracking when his head decides to become the driver's side window's friend as well. ]

O-ow...

[howdoesimoe]

Please don't kill me or put barnacles on me!

[neantmoins]

[ . . . huh. ]

Listen, I don't want to kill you and barnacles aren't something I keep on me. I don't know why we're here, I'm just trying to find a way out.

[howdoesimoe]

Ah...really?

[neantmoins]

Yeah, really. [ pause. ] Sorry if I scared you, uh...

[howdoesimoe]

Mio. Akiyama Mio.

[neantmoins]

Mio, then. I'm Napoleon Bonaparte, wish we could have met under better circumstances. And you know, not trapped in a car and in bad clothes.

[howdoesimoe]

Y-Yeah. Some of this is a little tacky.

[neantmoins]

Tacky is an understatement, this is more ridiculous than usual stuff they have us wearing. [ tugging the sweater vest off with a tisk. ]

... This whole thing is ridiculous, really, what sort of stupid game is place playing now.

[howdoesimoe]

I don't know but I'm not having fun.

No offense, of course.

[neantmoins]

Definitely none taken, I'm not exactly having the time of my life either.

[ wrapping the sweater vest around his hand. ] Oh, and uh, if you'll excuse me. [ punching the hell out of the window...

annnnd quickly regretting it not seconds later when the pain kicks in. ] Okay, yup, we're definitely trapped.

[howdoesimoe]

Hey! Don't hurt yourself!

[neantmoins]

[ gah, that tone of voice is familiar. ]

Hey, I had to make sure. [ sitting quietly now, well for a short moment anyway... ] Heh. I've never been in a car before, they usually this hard to get out of?