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Jul 10, 2010 21:39

[ well, the residents of 505 ricardo street will awaken to the most interesting of sights. that being the person going through different drawers, cabinets and cupboards. he'll pause at each, pulling a few things out or down, looking them over and then putting them back where they belong. this continues until he finds the phone, looking from it ( Read more... )

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armywithcountry July 11 2010, 02:29:53 UTC

. . . what?

neantmoins July 11 2010, 02:33:30 UTC

This doesn't sound like the Doctor. [ hold on, let him think. ] Are you one of his assistants?

armywithcountry July 11 2010, 02:36:07 UTC

I'm not -- wait, no, back up, did you just say you were Napoleon Bonaparte?

neantmoins July 11 2010, 02:39:21 UTC

Hm? Oh, yup. That's definitely what I said.

1/5 armywithcountry July 11 2010, 02:41:13 UTC

[Silence.]

. . . hahahahahahaha . . .

2/5 armywithcountry July 11 2010, 02:41:47 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

3/5 armywithcountry July 11 2010, 02:46:44 UTC

Old Fritz is watching over me today! And just when beating the shit out of France's drone was starting to get boring, too - this is perfect! Stay where you are, I'm coming to pound your sorry ass into the ground! Again!

armywithcountry July 11 2010, 02:47:51 UTC

HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahaha . . .

[Prussia's laughter fades into the distance as he drops the phone and runs out the door.]

AND DONE armywithcountry July 11 2010, 02:48:53 UTC

[About half an hour later, he picks the phone back up again.]

What the fuck?! There's no Bonaparte listed on any of the mailboxes here!

neantmoins July 11 2010, 02:54:57 UTC

[ and he'll just stand there, absolutely still and wondering what the hell that was about. he really wasn't about to stay where he was, but then he's sort of struck by the fact that unless this guy went through all the houses he couldn't possibly be found! and even if he did happen across the right house, well at least there's knives here...

but against his better judgment. ]

Oh that so? Lucky me. I guess it's because I seem to be the "son" in this weird unit, I suppose my fake father's name would be the one on the mailbox.

armywithcountry July 11 2010, 03:03:50 UTC

Fake father -- you're a kid?

[Pause. On one hand, even Prussia's not awful enough to beat little kids up. On the other hand, it's Napoleon.]

. . . how old are you?

neantmoins July 11 2010, 03:05:56 UTC

Seventeen.

armywithcountry July 11 2010, 03:08:04 UTC

Hahahaha! Old enough! Tell me where you live!

neantmoins July 11 2010, 03:09:23 UTC

N-no way! I don't even know what you have against me!

armywithcountry July 11 2010, 03:15:53 UTC

You're Napoleon Bonaparte. You tried to conquer me! I went through five fucking years of hell because of you! Not that it mattered in the end, because I'm fucking awesome, but any chance I get to beat your face in is one I'm taking!

neantmoins July 11 2010, 03:18:53 UTC

Wa-wait, tried to conquer you? No one should still be alive from that time, that was... centuries ago.

And I'm not the Napoleon Bonaparte. I'm his clone.

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