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Eh oh. That was the 5th sentance of my 23rd post. there ya go.
4)HMV. As above. Im An absaloute sucker for the 3 for £20 Dvd offer. I now have such chilhood favourites as "Masters of the universe", "Willow", "Legend" and "Terminator 1 and 2"
So in my own little thing of writing complete random bollocks heres another. IN general small minded music fans take the piss at various genres of the rock industry, but after being really bored i found you can summarize each genre with variations of the same topic. Jazz is not included though. That was the idea at its most basic and most open to interpretation. Girlfiend/Boyfriend apply where necessary.
1) Delta Blues. My Girlfriends (baby) gone, ill write a song about it using just 3 chords.
2) Rock. MY girlfriends dumped me, but its the 60's so im just gonna get stoned and have lots of sex with random people.
3) Punk. My girlfriends dumped me, but to be honest its pretty funny and i dont really give a shit, pass me that needle.
4) Metal. My girlfriends dumped me. I hated her anyway, im just gonna go and have sex with groupies.
5) Grunge. My girlfriends dumped me. Fuck it, im just gonna get stoned.
6) acoutic. I dont have a girlfriend, because im unnaturally shy so ill just write a beautiful song about it.
8) Indie. I have a girlfriend, she just happens to be stupidly goodlooking, im not affected by the media whatsoever, I love the beatles!!
9) emo. My girlfriends dumped me, the world is a horrible horrible place, but im an individual.
4)HMV. As above. Im An absaloute sucker for the 3 for £20 Dvd offer. I now have such chilhood favourites as "Masters of the universe", "Willow", "Legend" and "Terminator 1 and 2"
So in my own little thing of writing complete random bollocks heres another. IN general small minded music fans take the piss at various genres of the rock industry, but after being really bored i found you can summarize each genre with variations of the same topic. Jazz is not included though. That was the idea at its most basic and most open to interpretation. Girlfiend/Boyfriend apply where necessary.
1) Delta Blues. My Girlfriends (baby) gone, ill write a song about it using just 3 chords.
2) Rock. MY girlfriends dumped me, but its the 60's so im just gonna get stoned and have lots of sex with random people.
3) Punk. My girlfriends dumped me, but to be honest its pretty funny and i dont really give a shit, pass me that needle.
4) Metal. My girlfriends dumped me. I hated her anyway, im just gonna go and have sex with groupies.
5) Grunge. My girlfriends dumped me. Fuck it, im just gonna get stoned.
6) acoutic. I dont have a girlfriend, because im unnaturally shy so ill just write a beautiful song about it.
8) Indie. I have a girlfriend, she just happens to be stupidly goodlooking, im not affected by the media whatsoever, I love the beatles!!
9) emo. My girlfriends dumped me, the world is a horrible horrible place, but im an individual.