Dear Author isn't just one of my tags, it's a blog. (Not by me.) In this post, an author illustrates
how to never get another good review in her life.
I have had someone do that to me, by the way. Not get in my face over a bad review (surprising, considering how many options there are; I'd better be wearing track shoes if I ever meet Hess... or perhaps she should be, because the problem with insulting people is sometimes they find out about it and Have Opinions In Return.) No, this is a woman who got up in my face because I objected to being handed 300+ unbound, unnumbered sheets to review and sniffed that I obviously didn't know a lot about real authors and real publishing if I was going to be THAT way.
(The garbage can was That Way over yonder, which is all I'm going to say about the fate of that one.)