Noeson in the news again

[neadods]

Back in 2005, I wrote about a man named Neil T. NoesonMr. Noeson is a pharmacist, but he is also a Man of Faith, and he refuses to violate that faith by dirtying his hands (or any clients) with anything involving birth control. He wrote a letter to that effect which never made it into the hands of his supervisors at the "On the Go" pharmacy within

Comments

I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[suricattus]

If I name a really stupid character (who dies because of said stupidity) Noeson, and let him know about it, and he sues, you think my sales would go up?

*blinks innocently*

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[neadods]

I'd buy it!

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[ginmar]

Dude, you took the words right out of my mouth. I just suddenly need to write about a pharmacist who refuses birth control and then gets eaten by a werewolf.

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[suricattus]

Mine's going to club baby seals. Or selkies, anyway....

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[ginmar]

and then the selkies are going to eat him? I seriously have to work this into a story, but seeing as how one story's about werewolves, another's about Martians, and the third's the war book, it's going to be kind of hard.

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[ladyfox7oaks]

Put the B@$tard into the Martians book...
See- they don't want more humans around cause they want to turn Earth into a nice little spa/resort/vacation planet- and there's JUST a FEW (million) too many of us to do that comfortably, so he gets eaten because his actions cause unwanted pregnancies.

good hook?

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[ginmar]

What if humans are delicious?

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[ladyfox7oaks]

Hmmm... well,- then they'd have reason to ENCOURAGE the little B@$tard, and do we really want that?

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[neadods]

As much as I hate saying this, it's a theme that'll wait until you get around to it.

You and Suri are both too nice: I've got some dark ideas about a fundie who gives people the sort of drugs that make you contemplate suicide and then pushes his religion as the answer.

...maybe I can do that and then feed him to a werewolf?

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[ginmar]

Yes! Over at my place, they're coming up with all kinds of alternatives.

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[neadods]

Been off LJ for hours; I really shouldn't have even taken the work time to post that, but I was running hot and had a few minutes. Looking forward to seeing your post!

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[ginmar]

Oh, GAWD! When I was looking for alternatives to VA counseling, I went through the phone book and one asshole Xtianist organization tried to take advantage of my diagnosis by pushing Jesus on me. It was UGLY. You're not at all off. It's just amazing.

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[neadods]

Over on dark_christian they have links to some of the groups that uses God like a Godfather, praying for people to have trouble specifically so that they'll turn to Jesus for relief.

Last time I looked at the Bible, he wanted people to love him freely, but the Bible has so little to do with some branches of Christianity...

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[elorie]

Dammit, that's MY story.

Seriously. In the novel I had sitting on my hard drive, there's an Incident. With some selkies.

Weird minds think alike...

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[irateislander]

I think he should be eaten by pregnant Martian werewolves who really like seals & selkies. And there should be a flashback scene shortly before he dies where he recognizes them as Martian werewolf customers he refused to fill prescriptions for.

Does he still have his license (skimming after a long day, sorry if it's in the post & I missed it)? If so, that needs to be taken away given he couldn't even handle all of the accomodations Walmart made. Since, we don't have the technology to make him pregnant yet. That would be my first choice for how to deal with him. Let's see if he still feels the same way after morning sickness, 9 months of pregnancy & labor.

Re: I am not evil. I just hang around with it too much.

[daemonnoire]

Everything is better with werewolves.