5: DIGFAST: Grandiosity
This is my third of the DIGFAST entries, Grandiosity.
So you say you’re the king of the world. You say that, but you’d be surprised how untrue that is. There’s one true monarch, baby, and it’s me.
Superpowers? I’ve got em. How about the power to rock your world? What about that? You think it’s not true, but you’re just too simple to know any better.
Awesomeness? Thy name be me, assholes.
I look in the mirror, and I know no one can touch me. No one can beat the brilliance, beauty, and power I exude. I am supernatural, preternatural, supersonic. Amazing. I, in a world, rule.
Which basically means, if you haven’t figured it out on your own, you can’t begin to touch me with your mundane rules and societal norms. Your boring conventions can’t begin to touch me. It will not touch me.
I am immune.
Deal with it