Found this online...
Reply if you want and say how many apply to you out of 24.
You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. - Well, not this song, but others
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. - Technically, considering that I don't have a car
Your bong is taller than your dog. - Dani's brother could say yes
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. - wtf?!? That just makes you fucking retarded
You set your wedding date for 4/20. - nope, but I don't really want to get married
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. - yup!
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care. - LOL, did once
You start every sentence with - uhhh!. - hehehe...yeah, Erin
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks. - that's nasty
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week. - DANIELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better. - I don't ever wear sunglasses, I look stupid in them
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter. - no, but the negros @ 7-11 always give me dirty looks
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. - I wish!!!!!
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. - LOL, when we move out Dan
You sell your car for gas money - umm...back to the retard thing
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?" - I've never been the only tobacco smoker
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home! - hahahahahaha...yup
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device.... - I still have that green alien cup
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. - never have, but like the idea
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep." - yup
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed. - I think strain names are gay, my categories are weed and not weed
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out. - hell yeah
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning. - hell yeah (smokes before work today, and since their on a field trip I'm behind the desk today. YAY!)
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends. - yup
So that puts me at 11/24... but some of them are pretty fucking retarded (I sold my car for gas money. WTF?!?)
You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. - Well, not this song, but others
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. - Technically, considering that I don't have a car
Your bong is taller than your dog. - Dani's brother could say yes
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. - wtf?!? That just makes you fucking retarded
You set your wedding date for 4/20. - nope, but I don't really want to get married
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. - yup!
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care. - LOL, did once
You start every sentence with - uhhh!. - hehehe...yeah, Erin
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks. - that's nasty
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week. - DANIELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better. - I don't ever wear sunglasses, I look stupid in them
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter. - no, but the negros @ 7-11 always give me dirty looks
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. - I wish!!!!!
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. - LOL, when we move out Dan
You sell your car for gas money - umm...back to the retard thing
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?" - I've never been the only tobacco smoker
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home! - hahahahahaha...yup
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device.... - I still have that green alien cup
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. - never have, but like the idea
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep." - yup
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed. - I think strain names are gay, my categories are weed and not weed
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out. - hell yeah
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning. - hell yeah (smokes before work today, and since their on a field trip I'm behind the desk today. YAY!)
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends. - yup
So that puts me at 11/24... but some of them are pretty fucking retarded (I sold my car for gas money. WTF?!?)