Where did we meet: Dave's. Well, I dunno if we actually met...
Take a stab at my middle name: Walks like penguin
How long have you known me: 'bout 12 years or so
Do I smoke: I'm pretty sure I've seen it happen. Yep, and you do it like a girl.
What was your first impression of me upon meeting: "he won't last long"
Color of my eyes: Brown. Like any other red devil.
Do I have any siblings: Prolly, but I ain't met em nor heard one of your elaborate stories about them. Of course if you were born first, you might have given your parents reason to take measures against it happening again.
What's one of my favorite things to do: Tell elaborate stories that apparently don't involve your hereto unknown siblings.
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: Nope. It took at least 6 years for me to accept that you were sticking around.
What's my favorite type of music: Latvian folk music.
What is my favorite football team: The Castro Hollyhocks
Would I rather be in a crowd or alone: You are a crowd.
What is the best feature about me: indoor/outdoor plumbing
Am I shy or outgoing: You're shy about coming out.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: You rebel against rule breakers.
What's your favorite memory of me: Watching you suck a balloon and proving to me that there was a reason I wasn't sucking a balloon.
Any special talents: The fartastic stylings of blasto the flatulent.
Would you consider me a friend: If it paid better.
How many children do I have: It's starting to look like you're starting your own cult. I dunno if you think rubbers will make the rain gods angry or some shit, but damn man...
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Stephanie
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is one thing that I would bring: Just bring yourself. You're a great flotation device and I could skin you for a sail. Or, if it's too far out, I could smoke you into enough bacon and jerky to last until it all freezes over and I can walk home.
Take a stab at my middle name: Walks like penguin
How long have you known me: 'bout 12 years or so
Do I smoke: I'm pretty sure I've seen it happen. Yep, and you do it like a girl.
What was your first impression of me upon meeting: "he won't last long"
Color of my eyes: Brown. Like any other red devil.
Do I have any siblings: Prolly, but I ain't met em nor heard one of your elaborate stories about them. Of course if you were born first, you might have given your parents reason to take measures against it happening again.
What's one of my favorite things to do: Tell elaborate stories that apparently don't involve your hereto unknown siblings.
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: Nope. It took at least 6 years for me to accept that you were sticking around.
What's my favorite type of music: Latvian folk music.
What is my favorite football team: The Castro Hollyhocks
Would I rather be in a crowd or alone: You are a crowd.
What is the best feature about me: indoor/outdoor plumbing
Am I shy or outgoing: You're shy about coming out.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: You rebel against rule breakers.
What's your favorite memory of me: Watching you suck a balloon and proving to me that there was a reason I wasn't sucking a balloon.
Any special talents: The fartastic stylings of blasto the flatulent.
Would you consider me a friend: If it paid better.
How many children do I have: It's starting to look like you're starting your own cult. I dunno if you think rubbers will make the rain gods angry or some shit, but damn man...
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Stephanie
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is one thing that I would bring: Just bring yourself. You're a great flotation device and I could skin you for a sail. Or, if it's too far out, I could smoke you into enough bacon and jerky to last until it all freezes over and I can walk home.
Fat jokes ROCK!
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