Aug 31, 2006 11:20
Ever just be lying there in bed and all of a sudden your awake. So your all like "whoa" I'm awake. Then your like do I need to pee, roll over, fuck you know the usual and then your all like hmm I wonder what time it is.... AND it's 5 minutes till your alarm clock goes off! WTF is up with that.
Body:Heyman wake up.
Me: OK what is it.
Body: I just wanted to see what you were doing.
Me: Oh nothing really just catching some z's is there something I can help you with?
Body: Not really I was just kinda bored and wanted to see what you were up to.
Me: (looks at time) Damn you fucker! Do you realize I could have slept an additional 10 minutes. WTF is so important you had to wake me up?
Body: Oh hey sorry didn't know here I'll go back to sleep.
Me: Can't do that now asshat the alarm is going off.
Body: oh Sorry about that.
Seriously