IU want my shiny thing.

[ndn]

I seem to have lost it.
So I write this ode to my shiny thing.
I have looked here.
I have looked there.
I even checked my underwear.

But lo I have no shiny thing.
No shiny thing anymore.

For if I had my shiny thing.
Things would be happy and new.
But I have loved and I have lost my shiny thing to me no more.

So farewell to the my shiny thing.
And may you be run over by a train.