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[ndkid]

On the T last night, there was this woman. I'm almost certain she was younger than me. She reminded me a great deal of saxchicbeth, only more buxom. She was obviously tired, so I showed her a seat when it opened up. She had a cute green ipod sock for her cell phone. I talked to her a little bit. She had a sort of energy to her even when she was that tired,

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[charolastra00]

If some guy started talking to me on the T, I'd assume he was a) a tourist b) crazy or c) trying to get in my pants. I haven't been wrong yet. :P So you could work the b or c angle.

But seriously, if a similar situation comes up, why not just ask for her number? The worst she can say is that she lost her phone, and then at least you tried.

Stalking, even mini-stalking, is an no go though. Ask me about the time that a server at my grandfather's country club tracked me down on Myspace.. Creepy.

[ndkid]

Considering that you seem to seek out t3h s3x, maybe you just have a big sign on your head that says "fuck me, please". :-P

In my case, I am often ambivalent, at best, about getting into someone's pants. It might be nice. It's no biggie if I don't. But, sure, I might be crazy for not being a horndog.

*sigh*
I wish some server would track me down. Even an ugly one. It'd be nice. You chicks got it good. ;-)

[damarie]

Hahaha! I should bribe the girl at Chipotle to cyberstalk you!

[ndkid]

Heh. She already said she had a boyfriend (from Jamaica), so you might have to bribe him to go along with it. ;-)

[damarie]

One can cyberstalk without sexual interest. You know, just for fun! :P Her boyfriend has no need to feel threatened.

[ndkid]

What?!?!? Next you're going to try and convince me that guys can touch a woman's breast without it being sexual!

[damarie]

Well, they can, as long as they are still being breast-fed. :P

[ndkid]

Sexist Pig! ;-)

[charolastra00]

I think the big sign on my head is officially turned off when sketchy 50 year old men proposition me on the T. :P And anyway, I only seek out sex when the personalities are right. The type of person to tell me that I'd look good on them is *not* the right personality. But my knee certainly looks good in their balls....

The server just wanted me for my grandpa's money and my tits. Which is cool, at least he was being honest. The fact the he found me on myspace while only knowing my first name is a bit horrifying though. I am impressed with his dilligence though as there are several hundred "Allison"s in the Boston area that he had to sift through.

[ndkid]

If only those 50 year old men knew that if they were only 2.4 times, rather than 2.5 times, your age, they'd still be totally hot. :-P

Several hundred is less than you might think. Especially if he could narrow with any other data.