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This is a great summary, the extremely rare kind that looks at both sides:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-notebook/the-kirpan-and-canadas-french-english-divide/article1878436/

Except that it doesn't mention that we're yelling at each other from a long distance, and with plugs in our ears.