My Name is Earl
I'm watching the season premiere of My Name is Earl and it's great. It's a Joy-based and fucking trailer as hell. Joy got pissed that she couldn't return a 3K tv, so she stole a delivery truck to get the equivalent of her money back and it turns out that there was a delivery man inside who had been living in the truck for like, weeks. It is so awesome.
"British people don't steal trucks... they drink tea and live in castles. God, you sound like Kermit the Frog."
"Just pee a circle around him, that'll keep animals away."
"We'll just drop him off at the hospital. Like people do with dead babies and grandparents."
"Look I just gotta make sure he don't squeal on me. So we'll just lock him up in a cage until he becomes our friend and promises not to tell. Well what else should we do Negative Nancy???"
"British people don't steal trucks... they drink tea and live in castles. God, you sound like Kermit the Frog."
"Just pee a circle around him, that'll keep animals away."
"We'll just drop him off at the hospital. Like people do with dead babies and grandparents."
"Look I just gotta make sure he don't squeal on me. So we'll just lock him up in a cage until he becomes our friend and promises not to tell. Well what else should we do Negative Nancy???"