Fic: The First Time (Hopefully)
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I wrote this dumb little cracky thing for Humpfest 2011. A few people seemed to like it *shrug*.
Title: The First Time (Hopefully)
Author: ncp
Characters: Harry Potter, others
Prompts: Masturbate, The Burrow, Quidditch Uniform
Word Count: 2,100
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: crack, immaturity, gratuitous Neville
Summary: Ginny wants to wait. Harry wants to make her happy. Harry’s penis has other ideas.
Disclaimer: I don’t live in a castle in Scotland, so I can’t claim these characters as mine.
Author’s Notes: Probably not sexy enough for Humpfest. Thanks to my beta flyingcarpet for making this less incoherent than it used to be.
Click here to read The First Time (Hopefully)
I wrote this dumb little cracky thing for Humpfest 2011. A few people seemed to like it *shrug*.
Title: The First Time (Hopefully)
Author: ncp
Characters: Harry Potter, others
Prompts: Masturbate, The Burrow, Quidditch Uniform
Word Count: 2,100
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: crack, immaturity, gratuitous Neville
Summary: Ginny wants to wait. Harry wants to make her happy. Harry’s penis has other ideas.
Disclaimer: I don’t live in a castle in Scotland, so I can’t claim these characters as mine.
Author’s Notes: Probably not sexy enough for Humpfest. Thanks to my beta flyingcarpet for making this less incoherent than it used to be.
Click here to read The First Time (Hopefully)