Microsoft - doing it wrong

Sep 12, 2008 12:18

Microsoft: You are doing it wrong.

1. No spherical surfaces yet
2. Thanks - all I wanted for Christmas was a $120 keyboard and $100 blue-fucking-mouse
3. Your fucking commercial sucks - http://www.youtube.com/watch?fs=1&v=gBWPf1BWtkw
4. That being said, Bill Gates can't act
5. Get a real marketing department
6. Connect one billion people?
        6a. Need I remind you that Windows 95 didn't even originally come with a PPP stack?
        6b. You stole your TCP/IP stack from CSRG Berkeley
        6c. You stole Internet Explorer from Netscape
        6d. You stole everything else and never credited anything back to the open-sores community
        6e. You really infected people with malware rather than safely connecting them
        6f. You tried to cover up your security problems with the Trusted Computing Initiative. It's 7 years later. It obviously failed
7. I think it's time to make the switch
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