Microsoft: You are doing it wrong.
1. No spherical surfaces yet
2. Thanks - all I wanted for Christmas was a $120 keyboard and $100 blue-fucking-mouse
3. Your fucking commercial sucks -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?fs=1&v=gBWPf1BWtkw4. That being said, Bill Gates can't act
5. Get a real marketing department
6. Connect one billion people?
6a. Need I remind you that Windows 95 didn't even originally come with a PPP stack?
6b. You stole your TCP/IP stack from CSRG Berkeley
6c. You stole Internet Explorer from Netscape
6d. You stole everything else and never credited anything back to the open-sores community
6e. You really infected people with malware rather than safely connecting them
6f. You tried to cover up your security problems with the Trusted Computing Initiative. It's 7 years later. It obviously failed
7. I think it's time to make the switch