Sifting through the garbage
Why is nobody talking about WALL-E? That was a seriously good movie. It makes me want to become a robot to improve my dating life. Although I guess he did have to pack garbage alone for like 600 years before finding true love.
My friend, giant-jeff, says that in Taiwan there are lots of maggots in the garbage and that you have to hand-deliver it to trucks that play Fur Elise. He has a scooter that always breaks down but costs nothing to fix. He dates Taiwanese girls that are really Chinese girls in disguise. These girls typically live with their parents until age 40, where they remain virgins until they get married. He says that they all listen to pop music and claim that they "get scared by the loud noises" of his favorite EBM or electro-industrial music.
My friend, giant-jeff, says that in Taiwan there are lots of maggots in the garbage and that you have to hand-deliver it to trucks that play Fur Elise. He has a scooter that always breaks down but costs nothing to fix. He dates Taiwanese girls that are really Chinese girls in disguise. These girls typically live with their parents until age 40, where they remain virgins until they get married. He says that they all listen to pop music and claim that they "get scared by the loud noises" of his favorite EBM or electro-industrial music.