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A Very S.A.A.C.K. Christmas
T'was the night before Christmas
And up in the attic
There was a creature a'HHEEUURRGGHH'n
The one called the asthmatic
All the small children wondered
"Could it be santa?"
If only they all knew
It was just the bald kid with asthma
They imagined the clicks of reindeer feet
And the sounds of santa's sleigh
When they realized all they heard
Was the noise of his inhaler spray
Their questions were answered
And boy were they pissed off
When all the way down the hall
They heard the distinct wheeze and cough
But to their surprise
He came bearing gifts
"Here you go, fuckers!"
And gave them all fifths
They laughed and rejoiced
And gave the weird guy hugs
But sticking with tradition
BAM... right in the nuts
So here's a Merry Xmas
To gentlemen and ladies
White and black, to everybody
Even the ones with restrited air-ways.
T'was the night before Christmas
And up in the attic
There was a creature a'HHEEUURRGGHH'n
The one called the asthmatic
All the small children wondered
"Could it be santa?"
If only they all knew
It was just the bald kid with asthma
They imagined the clicks of reindeer feet
And the sounds of santa's sleigh
When they realized all they heard
Was the noise of his inhaler spray
Their questions were answered
And boy were they pissed off
When all the way down the hall
They heard the distinct wheeze and cough
But to their surprise
He came bearing gifts
"Here you go, fuckers!"
And gave them all fifths
They laughed and rejoiced
And gave the weird guy hugs
But sticking with tradition
BAM... right in the nuts
So here's a Merry Xmas
To gentlemen and ladies
White and black, to everybody
Even the ones with restrited air-ways.