Niggeritis
I'd like to speak to you today about a very real condition commonly referred to as "the itis". The itis is a disease perpetrated by the white government to keep black folks lazy and uninspired. They brilliantly tell black folk to "take a day off from working. Go ahead, we'll still pay you. Enjoy a nice BBQ with your black greedy family." So like suckers, we fall into the trap. We wake up earlier than we would for work, to get a jump on pork and alcohol. Then, right in the middle of the day, the itis kicks in, and an entire race is left defenseless. I know for a fact that it is at this point when white folks hold secret meetings, lower my property value, and put steroids in fried chicken so young girls are more sexually appealing/ sexually active, so they can produce babies faster, so we can kill our own race even more than now.
Whew! Sorry about that. But seriously, I was passed out on my mom's lawn and don't remember how I got there. It must've been the white man......again.
Whew! Sorry about that. But seriously, I was passed out on my mom's lawn and don't remember how I got there. It must've been the white man......again.