Gibbs vs. Death or What Happened?
Title: Gibbs vs. Death or What Happened?:
Author: NKDay firedragon9
Genre: Gen
Characters: The Whole Team
Crossover with: Original
Rating: G
Summary: Gibbs vs. Death. Who wins that fight?
Warnings: Spoilers for ending of Season 3 and maybe other seasons
Notes: Dedicated to nakeisha
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the Original Characters.
Part 3:
Ducky found Gibbs at his desk three hours later.
“Where did you go Jethro? We were supposed to be having a talk after lunch, remember?” asked Ducky.
“Yes I remember, but I got busy. The case got a break and we had to go catch the bad guy. Then there are the reports,” replied Gibbs.
“Where is the rest of your team?”
“I let them go home. They can do the reports tomorrow.”
Ducky looked at Gibbs in shock. “You never let them go home without doing the reports.”
Gibbs shrugged. “I know. They wanted to stay, but I made them leave.”
“All right Jethro, finish your story. Please.”
“Okay Duck. It shouldn’t be too much longer.”
“I’ll be the judge of that.”
Gibbs gave Ducky a look. “Okay. Here we go....”
***************
Flashback
Death pulled Gibbs through the portal and they ended up Down Here.
“Where the hell are we?” asked Gibbs.
“You said it. But we call it Down Here and the other is Up There,” replied Death.
“Why?”
“It makes The Boss happy. And we like it when The Boss is happy.”
“Whatever. Where are you taking me?”
“First, to see my Boss. That’ll be fun. Second, to my office so I can look something up. Do you like cookies?”
“What?”
“Cookies, do you like them?”
“Yes. Why?”
“You’ll see.”
“You say that a lot. Tell me what’s going on?”
“And ruin the surprise of it all? No way.”
Gibbs glared at Death. “Stop telling me no. I don’t like it.”
“Oh, ‘cause I care about what you like or don’t like. Come on. This is my Boss’ office.”
Death breezed on by The Boss’ secretary and entered The Boss’ office.
“Hey Boss!” Death called out. “I brought someone with me. This is Gibbs. Gibbs this is my Boss.”
The Boss and Gibbs looked at each other. They were sizing the other up.
“Death, why did you bring him here? He’s dead. He needs to have a Meeting,” said The Boss.
“Yeah, but I need to check on something,” replied Death.
“Why?” asked The Boss.
“Sorry Boss. Not even for you will I ruin the surprise.”
The Boss glared at Death. Death quailed a little. “I stand firm in my decision Boss.”
“Fine. Get out and take the human with you.” He turned away from them.
Death and Gibbs left the office. Gibbs glanced at Death. “You were right. His glare is scarier than mine. I wonder how he does it?” he said.
“Centuries of practice.”
“Ah.”
They walked in silence until they reached Death’s office. Two men walked out and looked at Death and Gibbs in surprise.
“Death, honey, why are you back so early? And who is this cute man with you?” asked a man with red hair.
Gibbs started in surprise. “Honey?” he asked.
“Well, he called you cute. And shut up. This is Gibbs, I’m taking care of him,” said Death.
“Will I need to fill-n-file?” asked the other man with brown hair.
“I don’t know. I need to look something up.”
“Honey, introduce us please.”
Death sighed. Gibbs chuckled. Death glared at him. “Shut up. This is Brad,” he said pointing to the man with red hair. “And this is Joe,” he continued while pointing to the man with brown hair. Finally, Death pointed at Gibbs. “This is Gibbs. Are you happy now, Brad.”
Brad smiled. “Yes. Joe and I were going for lunch. Did you want anything?”
“Yes. The usual for me and Gibbs will have whatever I’m having,” said Death.
“What if I don’t want what you’re having?” asked Gibbs.
“Tough. Now you two shoo.” Death started pushing Brad and Joe out the door. As soon as they left Death said, “Now. Let’s find that file.”
“I have to help?” asked Gibbs.
“Yeah. Look at all the filing cabinets.”
Gibbs sighed and took off his jacket. “Okay, let’s get to work.”
End Flashback
************
“What? That’s it?” asked Ducky.
“No, but I’m tired. I swear I’ll finish tomorrow,” said Gibbs.
“You had better Jethro. I am hooked now.”
Gibbs laughed. “Sure Duck.” He gathered his things and left the building.
Ducky sighed. “This had better end soon. I won’t be able to sleep with out knowing what happened.”
TBC
Author: NKDay firedragon9
Genre: Gen
Characters: The Whole Team
Crossover with: Original
Rating: G
Summary: Gibbs vs. Death. Who wins that fight?
Warnings: Spoilers for ending of Season 3 and maybe other seasons
Notes: Dedicated to nakeisha
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the Original Characters.
Part 3:
Ducky found Gibbs at his desk three hours later.
“Where did you go Jethro? We were supposed to be having a talk after lunch, remember?” asked Ducky.
“Yes I remember, but I got busy. The case got a break and we had to go catch the bad guy. Then there are the reports,” replied Gibbs.
“Where is the rest of your team?”
“I let them go home. They can do the reports tomorrow.”
Ducky looked at Gibbs in shock. “You never let them go home without doing the reports.”
Gibbs shrugged. “I know. They wanted to stay, but I made them leave.”
“All right Jethro, finish your story. Please.”
“Okay Duck. It shouldn’t be too much longer.”
“I’ll be the judge of that.”
Gibbs gave Ducky a look. “Okay. Here we go....”
***************
Flashback
Death pulled Gibbs through the portal and they ended up Down Here.
“Where the hell are we?” asked Gibbs.
“You said it. But we call it Down Here and the other is Up There,” replied Death.
“Why?”
“It makes The Boss happy. And we like it when The Boss is happy.”
“Whatever. Where are you taking me?”
“First, to see my Boss. That’ll be fun. Second, to my office so I can look something up. Do you like cookies?”
“What?”
“Cookies, do you like them?”
“Yes. Why?”
“You’ll see.”
“You say that a lot. Tell me what’s going on?”
“And ruin the surprise of it all? No way.”
Gibbs glared at Death. “Stop telling me no. I don’t like it.”
“Oh, ‘cause I care about what you like or don’t like. Come on. This is my Boss’ office.”
Death breezed on by The Boss’ secretary and entered The Boss’ office.
“Hey Boss!” Death called out. “I brought someone with me. This is Gibbs. Gibbs this is my Boss.”
The Boss and Gibbs looked at each other. They were sizing the other up.
“Death, why did you bring him here? He’s dead. He needs to have a Meeting,” said The Boss.
“Yeah, but I need to check on something,” replied Death.
“Why?” asked The Boss.
“Sorry Boss. Not even for you will I ruin the surprise.”
The Boss glared at Death. Death quailed a little. “I stand firm in my decision Boss.”
“Fine. Get out and take the human with you.” He turned away from them.
Death and Gibbs left the office. Gibbs glanced at Death. “You were right. His glare is scarier than mine. I wonder how he does it?” he said.
“Centuries of practice.”
“Ah.”
They walked in silence until they reached Death’s office. Two men walked out and looked at Death and Gibbs in surprise.
“Death, honey, why are you back so early? And who is this cute man with you?” asked a man with red hair.
Gibbs started in surprise. “Honey?” he asked.
“Well, he called you cute. And shut up. This is Gibbs, I’m taking care of him,” said Death.
“Will I need to fill-n-file?” asked the other man with brown hair.
“I don’t know. I need to look something up.”
“Honey, introduce us please.”
Death sighed. Gibbs chuckled. Death glared at him. “Shut up. This is Brad,” he said pointing to the man with red hair. “And this is Joe,” he continued while pointing to the man with brown hair. Finally, Death pointed at Gibbs. “This is Gibbs. Are you happy now, Brad.”
Brad smiled. “Yes. Joe and I were going for lunch. Did you want anything?”
“Yes. The usual for me and Gibbs will have whatever I’m having,” said Death.
“What if I don’t want what you’re having?” asked Gibbs.
“Tough. Now you two shoo.” Death started pushing Brad and Joe out the door. As soon as they left Death said, “Now. Let’s find that file.”
“I have to help?” asked Gibbs.
“Yeah. Look at all the filing cabinets.”
Gibbs sighed and took off his jacket. “Okay, let’s get to work.”
End Flashback
************
“What? That’s it?” asked Ducky.
“No, but I’m tired. I swear I’ll finish tomorrow,” said Gibbs.
“You had better Jethro. I am hooked now.”
Gibbs laughed. “Sure Duck.” He gathered his things and left the building.
Ducky sighed. “This had better end soon. I won’t be able to sleep with out knowing what happened.”
TBC