A CHRISTMAS GOOSE, DUCKY
TITLE: A Christmas goose, Ducky.
AUTHOR Kalliekat
GENRE: Slash/Christmas
SUB-GENRE: Humor
SUMMARY: Play on words
SPOILERS: None
WARNINGS: None
RATING : pg
WORD COUNT 187
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, no money, just borrowed and returned later.
“Really Jethro” murmured Ducky, “don’t you think we have enough Christmas fare stocked up already? “
“I can’t think of anything I’ve forgotten” he continued, as he listed all he had bought. “Turkey, stuffing - my own recipe as you know” he continued “mince pies, yes, I realise a very English idea, but it wouldn’t be Christmas without them, crackers for the table, Christmas pudding and cake, again somewhat British, I realise that, but mother does so like a traditional holiday”.
We have plenty of alcoholic beverages” Ducky continued “ including that wonderful egg-nog that we all like.
In fact, my dear, I can almost guarantee it’s what brings Mrs Patterson and the children over during the holiday season”.
“let me see” he mused, “plenty of logs for the fire, Christmas music, holly, mistletoe, presents under the tree”
“what else could there possibly be to get Jethro?”
Jethro grinned and gently moved his beloved under the mistletoe. “Just the goose Duck” he said fondly as he wrapped his arms around his lover, and gently kissed him, then laughing, quickly pinched Ducky’s backside.
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