oh, see, you just had to tackle time travel
so this evening on monday night football the chicago bears played the arizona cardinals. the arizona cardinals are quite possibly the worst team in professional sports (this of course relies on everyone admitting that the CFl, and specifically the saskatchewan roughriders have as much professional sports credibility as...well, I guess themselves, and that ain't much). and the chicago bears were losing by twenty points at half time. and their offence didn't score any points. and they won. which was a shitty deal for arizona and me and lee weren't too impressed.
but while the game was on the announcer pointed out that the 2006 chicago bears had become the 1985 chicago bears (who were really really good, as far as I can tell). This now lends credence to somebody on a sports field, or some other violent terrain saying, "I am going to hit you so hard that time will fold in upon itself." I am really looking forward to the string theory defence myself. I mean it was hard enough worrying about the middle linebacker, now you have to worry about a wide array of middle linebackers in different dimensions and times. Football coaching just earned its public positioning.
Before I came to monday night football I came from the trailer park boys. It was OK. There were lots of kittens so I liked it. Before that I ate dinner that lee made. It was delicious. A lovely penne dish with chicken, garlic, onions, capers, tomaters, red peppers and feta. I did the dishes. So that made me as happy as I had been all day.
Before that I took a nap. Before that I had a union meeting. Before that I woke up. Before that it was sunday. On sunday I went to my aunts for dinner. We had a fantastic apple turnip soup. Folks, let me tell you, the apple turnip soup recipe in the Canadian Living cookbook, that is news you can use. Leslie calls the Canadian Living Cookbook her bible. That is the kind of idolatry I can get behind 100%. The moonies are finished folks. Getting well fed, that trumps every other cult I have ever heard off.
Perhaps we should construct a giant centrepiece on the top of my aunts giant condo tower. It will be a beacon to us who lack the virtue to de-vein, the passion to puree, the conviction to convection. Turn west, turn bloor west, therein lies redeptiom, marinated redemption. No bones, no can's, no tetra paks, some of that real yummy, yummy, yummy. Ooh wee. Put it in your tummy.
Before that it was sunday afternoon. I went to the gym. I saw my friend Sarah there. They just had a great result in their strike vote they worked really hard on. So that is good.
Before that I watched a bit of football. Before that I went for brunch with sharmeen. It was good to see her. I don't get to see enough of my toronto friends. They are all very busy.
Before that I watched a bit of football. Before that I woke up. Before that it was sat. On Sat. evening I went to the old york and had a few drinks. there were some grey's anatomy fans there. but they became a little skeptical and shifty eyed when I started discussing the grey's anatomy blog on the grey's anatomy website. which is the source of both my laptop wallpaper and the shirt that expresses my love for george o'malley. wwgd - what would george do. open heart surgery while trapped in an elevator, I'd like to see Jesus do that, without his eery powers. He does get to go through surgery school though, i am all for even playing fields.
So after I had to encounter these fair weather bush league grey's anatomy 'fans' I watched some hockey with simon. that was fun. Though my habs lost. And I didn't get to see the whole of that game. And the leafs won. I fucking hate the leafs. Before that it was...lets skip to thurs. On thurs. I went to see TV on the radio and grizzly bear. It was a great show. I have been waiting to see TV on the Radio do a headline set for two years and while the lead singers voice gave out, which may have had something to do with all his booty shaking, it was still a great show. Their songs are so fucking goood. They didn't do dry drunk emperor though, which made me feel dissed. Grizzly bear was awesome. I had never heard them before. Now I want too. Some dude was heckling that. The big TV on the Radio dude with the fro didn't like that one bit. He kept bringing it up. ANd someone kept trying to steal that dudes scarf, and he didn't like security telling people to not flash photograph or use their cellphones. His concern was understandable, but security was doing that stuff cause off TV on the Radio's dvd filming. So that guy can get fucked...actually no. I really liked him. He has a voice like an angel.
I believe I will continue to use this live journal as a vessel for procrastination. So get used to fairly frequent, fairly incoherent ramblings. Perhaps one day I will write a blog that will be so good that commentators will say, that is a 2006 blog, and then I will prove that you don't need a whole bunch of athletes, and a big stadium, and tv time outs to make time fold in on itself. I will write that shit so hard that it will be, like, the space time discontinuum.
but while the game was on the announcer pointed out that the 2006 chicago bears had become the 1985 chicago bears (who were really really good, as far as I can tell). This now lends credence to somebody on a sports field, or some other violent terrain saying, "I am going to hit you so hard that time will fold in upon itself." I am really looking forward to the string theory defence myself. I mean it was hard enough worrying about the middle linebacker, now you have to worry about a wide array of middle linebackers in different dimensions and times. Football coaching just earned its public positioning.
Before I came to monday night football I came from the trailer park boys. It was OK. There were lots of kittens so I liked it. Before that I ate dinner that lee made. It was delicious. A lovely penne dish with chicken, garlic, onions, capers, tomaters, red peppers and feta. I did the dishes. So that made me as happy as I had been all day.
Before that I took a nap. Before that I had a union meeting. Before that I woke up. Before that it was sunday. On sunday I went to my aunts for dinner. We had a fantastic apple turnip soup. Folks, let me tell you, the apple turnip soup recipe in the Canadian Living cookbook, that is news you can use. Leslie calls the Canadian Living Cookbook her bible. That is the kind of idolatry I can get behind 100%. The moonies are finished folks. Getting well fed, that trumps every other cult I have ever heard off.
Perhaps we should construct a giant centrepiece on the top of my aunts giant condo tower. It will be a beacon to us who lack the virtue to de-vein, the passion to puree, the conviction to convection. Turn west, turn bloor west, therein lies redeptiom, marinated redemption. No bones, no can's, no tetra paks, some of that real yummy, yummy, yummy. Ooh wee. Put it in your tummy.
Before that it was sunday afternoon. I went to the gym. I saw my friend Sarah there. They just had a great result in their strike vote they worked really hard on. So that is good.
Before that I watched a bit of football. Before that I went for brunch with sharmeen. It was good to see her. I don't get to see enough of my toronto friends. They are all very busy.
Before that I watched a bit of football. Before that I woke up. Before that it was sat. On Sat. evening I went to the old york and had a few drinks. there were some grey's anatomy fans there. but they became a little skeptical and shifty eyed when I started discussing the grey's anatomy blog on the grey's anatomy website. which is the source of both my laptop wallpaper and the shirt that expresses my love for george o'malley. wwgd - what would george do. open heart surgery while trapped in an elevator, I'd like to see Jesus do that, without his eery powers. He does get to go through surgery school though, i am all for even playing fields.
So after I had to encounter these fair weather bush league grey's anatomy 'fans' I watched some hockey with simon. that was fun. Though my habs lost. And I didn't get to see the whole of that game. And the leafs won. I fucking hate the leafs. Before that it was...lets skip to thurs. On thurs. I went to see TV on the radio and grizzly bear. It was a great show. I have been waiting to see TV on the Radio do a headline set for two years and while the lead singers voice gave out, which may have had something to do with all his booty shaking, it was still a great show. Their songs are so fucking goood. They didn't do dry drunk emperor though, which made me feel dissed. Grizzly bear was awesome. I had never heard them before. Now I want too. Some dude was heckling that. The big TV on the Radio dude with the fro didn't like that one bit. He kept bringing it up. ANd someone kept trying to steal that dudes scarf, and he didn't like security telling people to not flash photograph or use their cellphones. His concern was understandable, but security was doing that stuff cause off TV on the Radio's dvd filming. So that guy can get fucked...actually no. I really liked him. He has a voice like an angel.
I believe I will continue to use this live journal as a vessel for procrastination. So get used to fairly frequent, fairly incoherent ramblings. Perhaps one day I will write a blog that will be so good that commentators will say, that is a 2006 blog, and then I will prove that you don't need a whole bunch of athletes, and a big stadium, and tv time outs to make time fold in on itself. I will write that shit so hard that it will be, like, the space time discontinuum.