How to write a Merlin episode
So ameseynrose and I were chatting and came up with a really awesome Merlin eppy.
NB2000
We still need a way to get Pattinson in Merlin
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him too
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NB2000
That would be lovely
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I could imagine him as like...what Merlin is but to Mercia not Camelot
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y'know, like a manservant to the prince of Mercia.
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NB2000
...ah yeah I follow
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making eyes at Merlin/Arthur from across a banquet
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NB2000
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*has clearly thought about this too much*
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NB2000
Aaaaww
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but yeah, fun
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NB2000
Yes
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NB2000
Okay so who'd be the prince of Mercia
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umm
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It'll come to me
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DOM
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no wait
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he's not princey
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NB2000
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NB2000
Yeah no
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NB2000
Um......Mitchell from Being Human?
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hmmm
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possibly
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no he'd be more like Lancelot
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NB2000
Yeah
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He'd get with Morgana, the whole irish thing
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NB2000
Good point
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ok so prince, prince
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NB2000
I got nothing
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I will think of someone
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NB2000
Let me know
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I shall
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WELL THERE MUST BE SOMEONE
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NB2000
Somewhere
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NB2000
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ok
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NB2000
back
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THERE MUST BE SOMEONE, I'LL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL NIGHT
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NB2000
WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!
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I HAVE NO IDEA
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WE CASTED EVERYONE ELSE SO EASY
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NB2000
To be fair that was one person
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nu uh, Mitchell and Pattz
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NB2000
Oh right
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and btw in my head, Dom is a kind of...travelling trader type
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NB2000
..Oh yeah I was gonna look up when that thing Mitchell is gonna be in with the poofy hair
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NB2000
Oooooh yes!
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what about whoever plays McLaggen in HP6
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I'll find a pic, hold on
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NB2000
No idea
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http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2400000/Cormac-McLaggen-harry-potter-2483362-500-630.jpg
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he looks kinda...princey
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NB2000
He looks like...whatshisface that was married to Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Philippe or whatevs. He'll do
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I dunno who that is
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or or or
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no I forgot
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NB2000
Okay in my head there was more of a resemblance
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060922/244.phillippe.ryan.091906.jpg
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ooohh yeah, I see it
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NB2000
I know I've seen him with longer hair where it's more obvious
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loonielass
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I'm not satisfied with McClaggen, there must be somone better
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NB2000
But who?
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HE'S OUT THERE
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NB2000
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dude who plays Peter in the Narnia movies?
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NB2000
*shrug* Haven't seen them
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gahh
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ok who do YOU think then
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NB2000
I COULD have if my desktop hadn't died before I could finish downloading
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NB2000
I have no idea, we've pretty much run out of all the actors I could think of
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NB2000
Unless...well does he have to be British? Cause then we could have Ryan from HSM
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hmm
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weeell
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I dunno
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NB2000
He'd bring slash
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I am currently in hysterics imaging Ryan as a princce
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NB2000
... IT WOULD BE MARVELLOUS!
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (23:11):
it would be...interesting XD
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Mostly because I cant imagine it without him SINGING
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NB2000
OH OKAY PLOT! Beginning of the episode he's kind of useless at like...Prince-y stuff. He's like Merlin at the beginning of the series, can't use a sword without hitting something and gets knocked over a lot. Then throughout the episode they have to like...convince him to toughen up and at the end he's like...better
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NB2000
Okay that's really half assed but you see where I'm going
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and then he sings about it
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NB2000
YES
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"Now I can FIIIIIGHT"
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NB2000
...HE'D RATHER SING THAN FIGHT!
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YEAH
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NB2000
good eppy no?
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WHY CANT HIS DADDY BE PROUD OF HIM, DAMMIT
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NB2000
HE JUST WANTS TO SIIIIIING!
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I cant imagine Arthur getting along with him
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NB2000
Arthur would roll his eyes the whole time, while Merlin and Patzz's characters try to help. Slashyness all around. Eventually Arthur is convinced to help cause he loves Merlin.
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but he does it with great reluctance
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NB2000
And he's an arse about it and refuses to go easy on the other Prince
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BUT HE SECRETLY LOVES IT
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NB2000
YES
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NB2000
And then someone says that the other two remind them of Arthur and Merlin and how they like each other really and the boys are all "Pfff no" but we know they do
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...I cant imagine RPattz and Ryan like...together though
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NB2000
Oh yeah good point
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NB2000
...DAMN IT
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flaw in the plan
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NB2000
Why is it so hard to find princely actors?!
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rawr
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NB2000
...don't supppose we could just grab someone else from HP?
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But I want to have someone that you know too
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NB2000
Well I vaguely know HP actors in a "Oh yeah so and so" way
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hmm
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in the back of my mind, there's Draco Malfoy
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NB2000
...oooh
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NB2000
Wait didn't I hear something about how he might not stay acting
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...you know this isnt actually HAPPENING, right? XD
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NB2000
Yes....of course....
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*shifty eyes*
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NB2000
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http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/aa9542e1220e68aeec2cb7b27babd45c15924/draco+malfoy
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bit princey, right?
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NB2000
Yes
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otherwise we're running out
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NB2000
*rummages through dusty corners of brain*
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Oliver Wood?
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NB2000
YES
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NB2000
...what I liked him
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kinda hot
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NB2000
He's one of the few things in the first two movies I didn't grumble about
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lool
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NB2000
...you should blog this
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EW THERES A PIC WITH A BEARD, NO
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NB2000
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (23:24):
....You coulda told me that before I exited the other windie
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NB2000
Sorry
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well now I have no way of retrieving it
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NB2000
*sigh* I'll have to do it won't I?
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yup
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