Reasons Why We're Cool
Title stolen from ameseynrose
So she and I were discussing episode 11 of Merlin (we're a tad obsessed), in particular the unicorn from that episode and well:
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:26):
...whut were we talking about again?
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:26):
unicorns
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:26):
How did we get from "HEY THEY SHOULD JOUST!!!" to "Pff kids don't watch"
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:26):
or "unicorns"
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:26):
Rollaug
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:26):
because I said they should joust the unicorn
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:26):
Nah they're just unicorns without the quotes
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:26):
Aaaaaaah
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:27):
yeah but that unicorn is sleazey
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:27):
Rollaug
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:27):
ever since you told me about that myth, his face is just like (smug)
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:27):
Rollaug
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:27):
I still think the hair makes it look like a hippy unicorn, if that makes sense
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:28):
as opposed to those gangsta unicorns?
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:28):
*ded*
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:30):
Oh god, saying hippy unicorn now I have a unicorn monologue in my head like "Dood, I was like, wandering around the forest and found this grass that tasted like woah...totally awesome stuff, and then this guy came up to me and was all staring at me and shit....then his friend shot me, that's totally lame man!"
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:30):
rofllll
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:30):
I can never watch this episode ever again
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:30):
Rollaug
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:30):
Shame, it's teh awesomes
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:31):
AND THE LAST TRULY SLASHY ONE! 12 and 13 failed in that respect
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:31):
Well 13 was alright but not as slashy as it could have been *swats at Gwen*
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:31):
you just need this bit at the end like..."He shot me, man, thats laaame....so I made his entire kingdom die"
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:31):
Rollaug YES!
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:31):
OK NO I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:31):
OH?
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:32):
13 seems unslashy ON THE SURFACE
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:32):
I...I NEED TO COPY THAT MONOLOGUE DOWN! *runs to ElJay*
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:32):
because Merlin wasnt by Arthurs side and stroking his hair and whatnot but THINK ABOUT IT MAN
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:32):
HE WENT INTO ACTION
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:32):
HE WAS GOING TO LET HIMSELF DIE
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:32):
IT'S THE REVERSE POISONED CHALICE!
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:32):
How much more slash could there be??
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:33):
Letting Merlin be near shirtless dying Arthur
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:33):
You know, when Gaius wasn't there too
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:33):
Ok yes, a small scene of that would've been nice BUT
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:33):
AND TAKE OUT ALL THE GWEN/ARTHUR CAUSE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:33):
Merlin would be pretty lame if he let his DESTINY die when he could do something about it
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:34):
True
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:34):
its slash-tastic but just in a different way
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:34):
A more subtle way
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:34):
AND I HOPE YOU DID COPY THAT MONOLOGUE
NB2000: Licensed to ki...er drive says (18:35):
I IS DOING THAT! God
{-.. Cat.Poe ..-} says (18:35):
good
ETA: Because ameseynrose made ameseynrose.livejournal.com/16959.html