(531) je n'aime que toi, toi, toi, toi, toi
received an email from Nat
and her subject was URGENT
with an obscene amount of exclamation marks
she had a link and the words
MUST WATCH THIS TOGETHER
with yet another row of
an obscene amount of exclamation marks
saw the email on BB,
can't open it thankyouverymuch awesomemobileservice
reached home
brought my trusty MacBaby to life and,
!!
THE OBSCENE AMOUNT OF EXCLAMATION MARKS WERE VALID
You knew how much I love him!
And they're coming out with yet another one!
I'm tempted to just go crazy on the keyboard right now
shift 1 shift 1 shift 1 shift 1 shift 1 shift 1
the very sole purpose of me
watching Fast & Furious movies
is him.
in fact every other movies he's in,
I'll watch it.
no.
not Paul Walker.
eew.
HIM,
VinFreakingSexDiesel
oh
my
that
v-shape
I'm telling you,
not even one baldie came close to being
as UNF as VinFreakingSexDiesel
not even D.Johnson
excited to see him and Diesel though,
the Battle of Testosterone
in Fast Five
nope, not him too,
not even a cartoon character baldie comes close
as much as I want to be bias
my Voldiebaby is also a no,
so you see,
VinFreakingSexDiesel
is like the perfect Baldie
and perfect broad shoulders
the perfect manly smile
even the perfect belly button OHAI BELLYBUTTON
have always known I'm BIG on alpha males,
can never stand pretty boys
am definitely looking forward to
pampering myself with some Toretto luvin'
and yes Nat, we'll catch it together
and you can go crazy over your Walker
Click to viewFast & Furious: Fast Five
05th May 2011
Since we're on the topic of movies,
I might as well.
I have a list,
and I'm definitely striking out all the movies below.
2011,
I cannot wait for you to whiz past.
He looked quite familiar
and then I realized
I saw him with Dianna Agron on E! News
and it all made sense
Alex Pettyfer,
that boyboy in I Am Number Four
Hadn't had time to catch I Am Number Four,
so didn't really care.
But Beastly,
it caught my eye.
Beastly
07th April 2011
and then there's,
BUT I THOUGHT THE OLD LADY DROPPED IT INTO THE OCEAN IN THE END
was secretly hoping she'll pop out,
they'll probably do this spoof
on Scary Movie Number iDontKnowWhat TotallyLostCount
am not so sure if it'll be the same without MeganFreakingSexFox,
but hey am not complaining over Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
01st July 2011
and of course,
am looking forward to ogle at Hellfire Club,
and am definitely ogling at January Jones,
she's the perfect Emma Frost
can never deny that,
i mean seriously
to drink milk and look half as good AS THAT,
that's one hellfire of a woman right there
She's so kickass as Betty Draper,
i'm positive Emma Frost
will come to life
X-Men: First Class
02nd June 2011
Next on my list
needs no introduction,
in fact,
I've been waiting patiently
since I left the cinema for Part One
and I highly doubt I'm the only one
Clearly the official trailer for Part Two is not out yet,
but good god
cannot. wait.
cannot. wait. shift 1.
i swear it'll be epic.
not as epic as the books, but epic still.
cannot. wait.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II
01st July 2011
next on the list
very sexcited,
very sexcited because,
THERE'S NO KIERA KNIGHTLEY OR ORLANDO BLOOM TO SPOIL THE MOVIE
SCENES OF WIN RIGHT THERE
and ohh Jack Sparrow you're so UNF
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
19th May 2011
OK HONESTLY THE NEXT ONE
I CAN'T WAIT I GENUINELY
CANNOT
WAIT
BECAUSE
IT
IS
SO
FULL
OF
MINDLESS WIN
THAT
IT
IS
JUST
AWESOME
!!
THEM
!!
SRSLY
even the theme song makes me smile
the wolfpack reminds me so much of the bros
the ridiculous stupid shit we'll get into
#SO_US
I don't understand how anyone has
NEVER seen this movie before
it's like girls have their chick flicks and mushy Twilight shit,
the guys have The Hangover
I can watch this movie over and over again
and still find it so mindlessly entertaining
there are scenes in the movie = #storyofmylife
and i thought the whole adventure stops when Doug gets married
my personal favourite phrase is definitely the,
soo loong gay boooys ~
gets. to. me. every. single. time.
KNOWING IT WILL COME OUT THIS YEAR MADE MY DAY
no Carlos,
but i guess a monkey will do
and the above snapshot, #winning
Zach Galifianakis, everything you do
simply
awesome
AND YOU MISTER COOPER,
the original Cooper love,
after Sheldon of course
and...
THIS,
realized Bradley Cooper
looks like a young Indiana Jones,
nah.
i take that back,
Cooper's too pretty to be a BAMF
but STILL,
i
cannot
wait
for
the
hangover
two
and i swear to god
i need this in my wardrobe,
The Hangover II
26th May 2011
i'm officially convinced that
mid-year will drain my wallet
and as though X-Men is not enough,
i feel like my iPad is coming to life
with the next three upcoming movies this year
Thor
28th April 2011
(NEXT MONTH!)
AND
AND
.
.
.
STEEEEVE ROGEEEEERS!
it's like Marvel is out to mind-orgasm us
and they definitely make
the right choice to cast
ChrisFreakingSexEvans
Captain America: The First Avenger
04th Aug 2011
grew up reading comics,
realized i hardly find satisfaction in Barbie dolls
they either have their hairs cut
or faces drawn with markers
i sound like an Unsub
on Criminal Minds -_-''
annywaaays,
next movie
MIND BLOWN
of all the actors,
they picked him to be my Hal Jordan
as though being Deadpool is not UNF enough,
he had to play Hal Jordan
a shirtless Hal Jordan,
PERFECT
and what the,
what are you doing against the glass,
COME HERE. NAO.
4 Marvel movies in 1 year,
A++
and just when I think it can't get any better
come 2012
there's a reunion
Captain America. Iron Man. Thor. Hawkeye. The Incredible Hulk. Colonel Nick Fury.
PROFESSOR ERIK SELVIG.
TOO MUCH WIN
WAY TOO MUCH WIN
official trailer not out yet
and trust me,
you wouldn't want to spend time YouTubing for it
most of the trailers are fan-made
but still,
can officially end the year
with more of Edward Cullen
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
Part One
18th Nov 2011
on top of that
the Disney-junkie in me will be pampered,
am definitely watching this,
Michael Caine's husky sexy voice is in it
Cars II
25th Aug 2011
and
OF COURSE,
i
actually
did
the
staring
contest
QUITE FUN GO TRY!
Kung Fu Panda II
26th May 2011
and
as though 2011
is not triple T K A enough,
it's rumoured that in 2012
.
.
.
U'HUH
INDIANA JONES V
am beginning to believe GIFs say
way much more than I can possibly express
SERIOUSLY
THIS. I. CANNOT. WAIT.
wave it at anything that slithers Indybaby,
I need to catch up on my yet another Jones marathon soon,
it's just full of WIN
three #winning men in one room,
just. awesome.
I. Can't.
I still can't decide Ford being awesome
as Hans Solo or Indiana Jones
and THEN there's Sean Connery
Seriously, if you're not a fan,
YOU SHOULD BE.
the awesome scene,
him ordering Sean Connery to hurry. LIKE. A. BOSS.
it's like do you ever wake up
and instantly have a song stuck in your head?
I have the Indiana Jones theme song
every. god. damn. time. I'm. excited. about. the. day.
I think. No. I know so:
the damn theme song will definitely be my give-birth song
try playing the theme song
and imagine giving birth, it fits.
come to think about it try playing the theme song
and imagine doing anything, it'll still fit.
having breakfast. going for exams. going for an interview. running a marathon.
cyclingswimmingrunning a triathlon. getting married. meeting your parents-in-law.
cutting your hair. sending your kids to school. washing your clothes. sweeping the floor.
THE THEME SONG FITS.
and this one below is without a doubt a classic,
they ain't doing it like they did back then
officially one of my favourite opening movie scenes
EH DON'T LAUGH OHKAY
I GREW UP WITH THE SONG
MY MUM THOUGHT I WAS CURSING IN CHINESE
AND I OFFICIALLY TAUGHT MYSELF THE DANCE STEPS O.H.K.A.Y
went all out with the fans and the tap dancing O.H.K.A.Y
sometimes I'm pretty convinced
it's not really a surprise that I'm single
i did weird things when i was young, gawd
am still doing
weird things
now that I'm older
-_-''
enough Indiana Jones for the day
what the templeofdoom am i saying
there can never be enough of Indybaby
oh well,
really reaaaaally can't waaaait for all the moviesss
ANYTHING GOES ~