Aug 28, 2005 00:45
Sometimes, I wonder how I make it through the day without devolving into a pile of 200 lbs of laughing half-breed.
I mean, when pro-war protesters get beaten up by other hawks for not having signs that are clear enough, doesn't that make you laugh? How do you stifle your giggles when the first thing you hear on the radio is some random beat with a girl singing "I didnt have no daddy around while I grew up/thats why I'm all wild and dont give a fuck"? When you spend THREE HOURS trying to draw plans for building a bed, only to have them thrown out at least three times by your co-builder, wouldn't you just laugh your ass off? When the bartender is wearing a skirt that barely hides her HPV scars, How on earth do you stifle your guffaws? When you see a sign that says 'its never to late to accept Jesus into your life, dont wait too long', and the first thing you notice is the spelling error, it makes YOU laugh too, right?
I'm back in springfield. I spent some time hanging out on bekas porch, decided against going to Steak n' Shake at the last minute due to lack of funds, and talked shit with pitstick for a good hour and a half. The town has changed, but some things stay the same.