((Triumphant half-return!))

Dec 29, 2002 02:06

Yes. Well. You remember all my... horse trouble?

Yeah.

A while ago... a LONG while ago... I happened to be out one day on some wonderful deed or other... probably some idiotic errand, truth be told. I don't even remember anymore. And I crashed. Except the thing is, I don't even know where I crashed.

Three weeks later (this is my guess, I could be wrong,) I wake up in a tub of ice wearing lipstick and fishnets with a tattoo on my ass of... Well, let's just say it's not very nice and respectable wraiths don't do that sort of thing. Besides, it's physically impossible when you're disembodied like yours truly. I'm not even sure how a tattoo got on there.

In any case. It's taken me damn near forever to get back here... You try asking for directions in the black tongue when nobody speaks anything but Spanish, Esperanto, and Eskimo, okay? Goddamn it.

So. Eheh. What'd I miss?

((Hee. Random old mun here, missing the place. Don't expect him to be too active, but I figured I might post once in a while. Sorry to be so out of it.))
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