Poodles = Amoebas. Trufax.
Poodles have the same basic abilities as amoebas. And I have PROOOF!!!!
You see, there is a black poodle across the street from us. For the purposes of being scientific and awesome, we shall refer to her as D. Her name is Dee. You see?
I walk past D every day on the way to school. She frolics and romps along the fence and "uffs" at me. She does not bark. She "uffs".
One day I was walking past D's fence and expecting the typical frolic/romp/uff. To my surprise, not one, not two, not three, but FOUR black poodles were frolicking and romping and uffing. The only difference was - they were miniature. We shall refer to them as Dx4.
This was most marvelous, therefore I conducted a study on the bus. No D = Dx4. The main differences were that the Dx4 were smaller, fluffier, and their "uffs" were softer. Due in part to smaller lungs and bigger fluffiness. I concluded that Dx4 = equivalent to D. Therefore, logically, due to the coldness of the air, D divided into four parts to increase on fluffiness.
An experience today confirmed this. Walking past the yard, I noted a Dx4 in the pen - but D was there in the yard!! I was stunned until I reasoned that ah, of course, that D is slightly smaller, and is therefore a Dx3. The remaining Dx4 was ill with something and resting in the pen, while it's clones kept watch. The Dx4 in the pen was surely the one with the vocal chords, as it didn't stop barking for several minutes after I'd walked past.
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So, how is everyone?
You see, there is a black poodle across the street from us. For the purposes of being scientific and awesome, we shall refer to her as D. Her name is Dee. You see?
I walk past D every day on the way to school. She frolics and romps along the fence and "uffs" at me. She does not bark. She "uffs".
One day I was walking past D's fence and expecting the typical frolic/romp/uff. To my surprise, not one, not two, not three, but FOUR black poodles were frolicking and romping and uffing. The only difference was - they were miniature. We shall refer to them as Dx4.
This was most marvelous, therefore I conducted a study on the bus. No D = Dx4. The main differences were that the Dx4 were smaller, fluffier, and their "uffs" were softer. Due in part to smaller lungs and bigger fluffiness. I concluded that Dx4 = equivalent to D. Therefore, logically, due to the coldness of the air, D divided into four parts to increase on fluffiness.
An experience today confirmed this. Walking past the yard, I noted a Dx4 in the pen - but D was there in the yard!! I was stunned until I reasoned that ah, of course, that D is slightly smaller, and is therefore a Dx3. The remaining Dx4 was ill with something and resting in the pen, while it's clones kept watch. The Dx4 in the pen was surely the one with the vocal chords, as it didn't stop barking for several minutes after I'd walked past.
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So, how is everyone?