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i was being chased by a pack of rabid boys on saturday night. i dug under a fence with my fingers to get away, then i watched harry potter alone with my dirty hands.
i went to the blue onion and took off my shoes at the table and crossed my legs on the chair. i was feeling particularly tired. someone scolded me for this, but i just told them to buzz off. i proceeded to tear the lettuce with my bare hands because, lets face it, those lettuce leaves are huge and utencils are cumbersome. i can't stand using a fork or knife sometimes. sometimes. it kinda takes a long time, too.
then chris told me i'm meeting his parents at his graduation ceremony, which he hasn't even mentioned to me beforehand. the first thing i think of is...why would he mention that at this precise moment? it's as if he's telling me i can't really do shit like this around them...like i'm some kind of savage who catches rabbits with her teeth on an daily basis.
i'm probably right. he proceeds to repeatedly mention that they're "really conservative" as if that had anything to do with tearing lettuce bare-handed. my judgement is fine, it's my patience for lettuce-tearing that isn't. it works well. i know when i can fucking tear lettuce with my hands without raising hell at the table. i'm awful with parents. it makes me sick to my stomach just thinking of meeting his parents. in short, i'd rather put it off some more. the reality of the matter is that he's off to medical school in about a month. when else would there be? i'm not going to organize a hesh-sesh with them on my own.
i had a really weird dream that dr. gregorious coerced me into taking his general chemistry class again. i thought i was going in as a seasoned vet, but during the course of my education chemistry had totally changed. he was explaining something to the class and i asked, "oh, like thermodynamics." he gave a really smug chuckle and said, "class, ignore this student. 'thermodynamics' is an outdated term we no longer use."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chemistry as i knew it had changed forever. i basically knew nothing he spoke of, started crying due to being severely overwhelmed and ran out with him snickering the entire time.
i went to the blue onion and took off my shoes at the table and crossed my legs on the chair. i was feeling particularly tired. someone scolded me for this, but i just told them to buzz off. i proceeded to tear the lettuce with my bare hands because, lets face it, those lettuce leaves are huge and utencils are cumbersome. i can't stand using a fork or knife sometimes. sometimes. it kinda takes a long time, too.
then chris told me i'm meeting his parents at his graduation ceremony, which he hasn't even mentioned to me beforehand. the first thing i think of is...why would he mention that at this precise moment? it's as if he's telling me i can't really do shit like this around them...like i'm some kind of savage who catches rabbits with her teeth on an daily basis.
i'm probably right. he proceeds to repeatedly mention that they're "really conservative" as if that had anything to do with tearing lettuce bare-handed. my judgement is fine, it's my patience for lettuce-tearing that isn't. it works well. i know when i can fucking tear lettuce with my hands without raising hell at the table. i'm awful with parents. it makes me sick to my stomach just thinking of meeting his parents. in short, i'd rather put it off some more. the reality of the matter is that he's off to medical school in about a month. when else would there be? i'm not going to organize a hesh-sesh with them on my own.
i had a really weird dream that dr. gregorious coerced me into taking his general chemistry class again. i thought i was going in as a seasoned vet, but during the course of my education chemistry had totally changed. he was explaining something to the class and i asked, "oh, like thermodynamics." he gave a really smug chuckle and said, "class, ignore this student. 'thermodynamics' is an outdated term we no longer use."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chemistry as i knew it had changed forever. i basically knew nothing he spoke of, started crying due to being severely overwhelmed and ran out with him snickering the entire time.