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i'm writing to you from the kitchen, the situation being bake fuck up 2006.
my first batch of cookies was horrible and still is. i feel bad selling them to people. therefore i won't. i kinda went overboard on the baking powder...has a nice kick to it.
i never claimed i could bake.
i'm admitting i really suck at anything done in the kitchen, other than having sex in a kitchen because that's different.
anyway...
if i ask for soda punch me in the face. if i ask for monster...suggest i drink ruby red instead. thank you.
my first batch of cookies was horrible and still is. i feel bad selling them to people. therefore i won't. i kinda went overboard on the baking powder...has a nice kick to it.
i never claimed i could bake.
i'm admitting i really suck at anything done in the kitchen, other than having sex in a kitchen because that's different.
anyway...
if i ask for soda punch me in the face. if i ask for monster...suggest i drink ruby red instead. thank you.