May 03, 2006 13:55
[private to Sound-nin]
Where do I start? Ah, yeah, I got to the stadium fine. Tayuya-chan, however, didn't fare as well. Me 'n Sakon already met up there when she came. Hee... she was a wild fury once she actually found us, which took a few intrepid hikes in and outta the stadium. Can't imagine why, we were right there.
So, anyway, up comes Tayuya with the high holy anger of God burnin' in 'er eyes, and me, bein' the sensitive gentleman I am, asked 'er what took so long. And she kicked me. Hard. How's that for appreciation? She kept kickin' me until she noticed that dear ol' Sakon wasn't payin' much attention, and then she shot 'im a good one... and I don't think girly-man (men?) is going to have children anytime soon.
Well, stuff happened to say the least, but not enough to endanger the mission... I think. I mean, Ukon appeared a little, but I took care of that. So, anyway, I was tryin' to get the whole thing under control, and Tayuya... well, she fell to my charms. What can I say? Sakon was, of course, a complete wreck, so that left me to her passionate flirting. Then I guess someone up there put her brain back in... and things kinda went downhill from there.
Well, there you go. Tayuya simmered and stalked off somewhere, Sakon's gone to play with his new "toy", and I'm sittin' in a tree.
... What a day. And it's only gonna get better.