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man i hate dogs. i didn't used to hate dogs, granted i always prefered cats, but i used to think dogs were ok. since moving down here i've developed a hate for them unmatched by any hate i've ever felt before in my life. thats pretty big because i'm not one to hate, so when i do hate it means something. maybe its just these dogs, i don't know but until i meet a cooler dog then i will continue to hate dogs. let me explain myself here.
the three dogs i have been living along side here for the past ten months are smelly, filthy, loud, whiney, obnoxious, bitches. bitches i might add both in the literal and nonliteral sense. they bark their heads off whenever anyone comes up the driveway and also when nothing in particular is happening at all. seriously, its one thing to defend your territory but to wake up and start barking at nothing, and i mean nothing, is uncalled for. they won't move from where they've been sleeping for the night until jeanine gets up and then they run all over the place yelping and barking until they are let out to go to the bathroom. then once they do that (right in the middle of the back yard making it completly usless to pratice karate in) its back inside for more yelping before someone sits down to eat breakfest. then they stare at said person the entire course of the meal hoping to get a peice of food thrown at them even though they each have their own bowl filled with dog food. whenever you go into the laundry room (where the milkbones are kept) they will follow you in hoping that their bitchery will be rewarded with a treat. its not like the laundry room is huge either, there is barely enough room for the washer and dryer. to have your dirty clothes and three dogs in there with you is really fucking annoying. then if someone gives them a milkbone they take it and chomp it up, dropping peices all over the floor, and slobber all over the carpet or tile depending on where they eat it. if you are watching tv downstairs they'll come and lay in your lap and if you don't let them in your lap they'll lay on the floor next to you. this wouldn't be such a big deal if they didn't wake up and yawn a million times with their breath of ass. seriously, i have not smelled a worse smell in my entire 20 years of having a nose. when they decide to play its not fun and cute either its just a bunch of dogs standing around with their mouths open trying to bite each others legs.
i love animals, i even try to catch bugs and let them go outside insetad of killing them. these dogs though, i couldn't give a fuck less about them.
the three dogs i have been living along side here for the past ten months are smelly, filthy, loud, whiney, obnoxious, bitches. bitches i might add both in the literal and nonliteral sense. they bark their heads off whenever anyone comes up the driveway and also when nothing in particular is happening at all. seriously, its one thing to defend your territory but to wake up and start barking at nothing, and i mean nothing, is uncalled for. they won't move from where they've been sleeping for the night until jeanine gets up and then they run all over the place yelping and barking until they are let out to go to the bathroom. then once they do that (right in the middle of the back yard making it completly usless to pratice karate in) its back inside for more yelping before someone sits down to eat breakfest. then they stare at said person the entire course of the meal hoping to get a peice of food thrown at them even though they each have their own bowl filled with dog food. whenever you go into the laundry room (where the milkbones are kept) they will follow you in hoping that their bitchery will be rewarded with a treat. its not like the laundry room is huge either, there is barely enough room for the washer and dryer. to have your dirty clothes and three dogs in there with you is really fucking annoying. then if someone gives them a milkbone they take it and chomp it up, dropping peices all over the floor, and slobber all over the carpet or tile depending on where they eat it. if you are watching tv downstairs they'll come and lay in your lap and if you don't let them in your lap they'll lay on the floor next to you. this wouldn't be such a big deal if they didn't wake up and yawn a million times with their breath of ass. seriously, i have not smelled a worse smell in my entire 20 years of having a nose. when they decide to play its not fun and cute either its just a bunch of dogs standing around with their mouths open trying to bite each others legs.
i love animals, i even try to catch bugs and let them go outside insetad of killing them. these dogs though, i couldn't give a fuck less about them.