My crystal ball is broken
Did you know that being on the internet makes you psychic?
Yup, If you look at someone's picture, and read a few paragraphs they wrote - that activates your super-mojo-psychic abilities, thus enabling you to tell the person that they are this, and they are that.... Even that they think this, and they act like that, and their intentions are this.
I'm awfully jealous of people like this. I think my internet psychic connection is broken. And as privileged of a lifestyle as I have with all of my fancy cars, money spilling everywhere, house servants, and "do what I want" lifestyle... I just can't find the $$ to get my connection fixed.... Gosh
Yup, If you look at someone's picture, and read a few paragraphs they wrote - that activates your super-mojo-psychic abilities, thus enabling you to tell the person that they are this, and they are that.... Even that they think this, and they act like that, and their intentions are this.
I'm awfully jealous of people like this. I think my internet psychic connection is broken. And as privileged of a lifestyle as I have with all of my fancy cars, money spilling everywhere, house servants, and "do what I want" lifestyle... I just can't find the $$ to get my connection fixed.... Gosh