*hint hint*

[nayby]

If anyone wants to buy me a present because they love me, get me a back scratcher, or something to scratch my back with. Fuck me it's been so itchy lately! I've had heaps of dead skin come off my arms and legs lately, maybe my back's trying to shed it's winter coat too? But it is soooo fucking cold this morning anyway!

I'm going to put it on the very short list of things I can't do while living by myself - when you have an itch on your back, it takes forever to scratch it.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go....