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Dear Lady who thinks she can lecture me like I'm 12,
I would not have parked my vehicle behind your motorcycle, several feet in fact, had you not parked horizontally and taken up an entire space for a vehicle 1/5 the size. Now, I understand fully your worry that someone might hit your motorcycle and that you park the way you do because you plan to have your husband filling the space, thus preventing the need for two parking spaces. That is quite considerate. But this does not give you carte blanche to talk down to me when I come out to move my vehicle and request an explanation. I do not care that you called the cops on my roomie for doing something similar. She did not share that incident with me, and we are not the same person. Your vehicle is also not in fact damaged in any way to warrant your hysteria. For this happening TWO whole times. No, carrying your baby with you while you berate me does not make you any less rude. I hope that my frequent reminders of "Don't lecture me" remain in your memory for the next time you have a gripe you wish to express to someone.
Sincerely,
Your perfectly reasonable neighbor
I would not have parked my vehicle behind your motorcycle, several feet in fact, had you not parked horizontally and taken up an entire space for a vehicle 1/5 the size. Now, I understand fully your worry that someone might hit your motorcycle and that you park the way you do because you plan to have your husband filling the space, thus preventing the need for two parking spaces. That is quite considerate. But this does not give you carte blanche to talk down to me when I come out to move my vehicle and request an explanation. I do not care that you called the cops on my roomie for doing something similar. She did not share that incident with me, and we are not the same person. Your vehicle is also not in fact damaged in any way to warrant your hysteria. For this happening TWO whole times. No, carrying your baby with you while you berate me does not make you any less rude. I hope that my frequent reminders of "Don't lecture me" remain in your memory for the next time you have a gripe you wish to express to someone.
Sincerely,
Your perfectly reasonable neighbor