"Now if you excuse me, I have to go fuck your mother"

[nayami]

I have so many negative things to say about the news today but as I am still emo about MJ, I will just go on about how much I love Eddie. I'm going to be sad when he hooks up with Odetta, I know, because he is so slasherific with Roland. Also, I hate when authors TELL me someone fell in love with someone. Eddie knew Odetta for like a day. He might be crushing but he's not in love yet. Then again, Eddie just likes to protect so I guess I can buy that. I still would have accepted it more easily if King hadn't literally wrote "he was falling in love with her." Lazy. Where's Jake?

Also, in lol news. The actor who plays Bill from True Blood called Edward Cullen a pussy. I'm sure Twiliters are enraged because they're going to construe it as the actor calling Robert Patterson a pussy. To be fair, if they do, they earn whatever snark I send their way. Also to be fair, Edward kind of IS a pussy compared to Bill. Either way, I loled.