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Jul 14, 2010 10:05

Was up until 2:30am putting together a PDF of figures for my proofreader, so I really need coffee today. I went across the street to order a soya latte.

Me: can I please have a large soya latte?

Barista 1: sure! Tall or grande?

Me: Just the large one. Or the bigger one I guess.

Barista 2: [leans over] Grande's our bigger size.

Barista 1: ok one grande soya latte, that's £2.20 please.

Me: I can never work these sizes out... You know, I've never met a single coffee shop that just calls them "small" and "big"...

Cue nervous (oh god another smartass customer) laughter. I pay.

Barista 3 [the one actually making the coffee]: ...and one tall soya latte?

Me, Barista 1 and Barista 2 [in unison]: GRANDE!
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