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http://fetlife.com/groups/81/group_posts/238009 some highlights...
If your girl whispers in you ear "Speak friend and enter" to turn you on.
If you have ever had more then 3 computers dissembled on your kitchen table at the same time. You may be a geek.
When the vibrator starts acting up, you reach for a screwdriver and soldering iron.
When you really want to insult someone, you call them a p'tak.
You want to cane someone for mixing up 'your' and 'you're'. ;))