Lay & Dre present...."Bad Hair Day"...rrrrrated Rrrrr.
Sula, sula.......wesi that is. A good coffee I have enjoyed sipping.
So I decide to get bangs. Okay, that's a reasonable decision...or so I think. I go to Ken, my dresser of the hair, and he gives me "kelly 90210 baby bangs." What??? Yeeeeeeeea. So I hit up da mobile diala and call ma friend Lay..LesLAY. I's like, girl, you gotta help my early 90's wisps. I just don't have earrings to go wit it. Then I find out...WHAT? She has also had a "hair" experience. TOO SHORT FOR HER, TOO SHORT FOR HER!!! Nonetheless, I made her feel a lot better when I compared her hair to a missing limb....?? Lesley, you are beautiful..you and your hair. Do not fret my pet (screech?) Anyhow, Lesley fixed my baaaaangs. I'm just scared. I haven't had them in ten years. Well...it is just hair.
So, I'm obsessed with washing my sheets. If I had time I would wash them every day. I mean, your laying on them...okay, picture this: you lay on them each night while your skin cells shed, and then these microscopic mites come....sick. I mean...SICK. Why am I writing about this you ask?? Well, I'm sitting here at 12AM waiting for my sheets to finish drying so I can place them upon my bed and lie myself down in a rose oil bath.
The only major thing that is important in my life right now is THE INFERNO. I CAN'T WAIIIIIIIITTTTT. Ten PM monday!! We should have a huge party to celebrate!!!! yea, yea, yea. Someone needs to try out for da real world wit me. True, true.
Today I went hiking with PANTSLEY...aka Andy L HairAHson. It felt good. I would love to start doing that every day. But my the ears get cold!! I will cover them next time. As long as my ears are covered I'll be good to go. I'm really motivated to exercise. I'm ready!!
I leave you with this:
"I don't WRESTLE!!!! I beat bi&*hes UP!!!!"-coral,Real World Back to New York.
So I decide to get bangs. Okay, that's a reasonable decision...or so I think. I go to Ken, my dresser of the hair, and he gives me "kelly 90210 baby bangs." What??? Yeeeeeeeea. So I hit up da mobile diala and call ma friend Lay..LesLAY. I's like, girl, you gotta help my early 90's wisps. I just don't have earrings to go wit it. Then I find out...WHAT? She has also had a "hair" experience. TOO SHORT FOR HER, TOO SHORT FOR HER!!! Nonetheless, I made her feel a lot better when I compared her hair to a missing limb....?? Lesley, you are beautiful..you and your hair. Do not fret my pet (screech?) Anyhow, Lesley fixed my baaaaangs. I'm just scared. I haven't had them in ten years. Well...it is just hair.
So, I'm obsessed with washing my sheets. If I had time I would wash them every day. I mean, your laying on them...okay, picture this: you lay on them each night while your skin cells shed, and then these microscopic mites come....sick. I mean...SICK. Why am I writing about this you ask?? Well, I'm sitting here at 12AM waiting for my sheets to finish drying so I can place them upon my bed and lie myself down in a rose oil bath.
The only major thing that is important in my life right now is THE INFERNO. I CAN'T WAIIIIIIIITTTTT. Ten PM monday!! We should have a huge party to celebrate!!!! yea, yea, yea. Someone needs to try out for da real world wit me. True, true.
Today I went hiking with PANTSLEY...aka Andy L HairAHson. It felt good. I would love to start doing that every day. But my the ears get cold!! I will cover them next time. As long as my ears are covered I'll be good to go. I'm really motivated to exercise. I'm ready!!
I leave you with this:
"I don't WRESTLE!!!! I beat bi&*hes UP!!!!"-coral,Real World Back to New York.